13
Aug 12

Two Words: Tom Daley

Today I find myself in serious Olympics speedos and wet bodies withdrawal.

This 18 year old Brit has barely made the OILF (Olympians I’d Like to Fuck) club. I would totally pull a Demi Moore on him.

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Categories : Winning
06
Aug 12

OILF #4 – Camille LaCourt – I Mean Qui Fucking Qui

Sorry, team USA but this French Olympic God is welcome to get us wet with us anytime.

Now go change you panties.

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Categories : Winning
06
Aug 12

OILF #3 – Matt Anderson – Men’s Volleyball

One does not simply watch Olympic Men’s Volleyball for the sport. Meet Matt Anderson, a 6’10 real-life Ken doll.

Matt is 25 from Buffalo, NY and played Vollyeball at Penn State. But let me not bore you with the details:

Look how bad-ass this motherfucker looks in sunglasses:

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Categories : Winning
31
Jul 12

Chad Le Clos – OILF #2. An Olympian I’d Like to Fuck.

Chad le Clos, a 20 year old from South Africa who just beat out Michael Phelps for a gold medal in the 200m butterfly.

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Categories : Winning
25
Jul 12

What Should Kirsten Stewart Wear to Her Next Red Carpet Event? How About the Scarlet Letter?

In the most important celebrity news of the year, Kristen Stewart cheated on her boyfriend Robert Pattinson, with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders…wait for it…who is married with two kids. Slam dunk.

According to People.com, Kristen released this public apology statement to Rob:

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry,”

or in other words:

Sorry Rob but we don’t really feel sorry for you. You still got your billions and you could always do better than this bitch.

Kristen, do you have anything to say about these pictures?

Rob, how does seeing these pictures of your girlfriend hugging and kissing another man make you feel?

UPDATE: Rupert Sanders has just released his own version of “I’m sorry, please don’t leave me” apology to his wife and kids:

“I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.”

Awwwwwwww. Rupert, I’m sure you had images of your beautiful wife and heavenly children in the back of your mind while shoving your tongue down Kristen’s throat.

More pix

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Categories : Famous Couples
16
Jul 12

Wanna See a 53 Year Old Granny Shake Her Tits?

Madonna released a boring music video for a boring song called “Turn Up The Radio.” Sorry, Madge but it’s more like “Turn Off The Radio” and “Turn Off The Music Video.”

If you enjoy music videos with no plot where grannies put on their best Victoria’s Secret push-up bra and shake their tits for the duration of 5 minutes, then watch below:

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Categories : Fashionable Fail , Music