September, 2010

30
Sep 10

Maybe if Lamar played with Khloe as much as he plays video games, she’d be preggers already

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A few days ago, Khloe Kardashian blogged about Lamar’s surprise vow renewal ceremony on their one-year wedding anniversary!

Every time I happen to catch an episode of “Keeping up with the Kardashians hating on Scott Disick” I learn a lot of drama about every single one of them besides Lamar. You know why Lamar is the most drama-free person on that show? Lamar is drama-free because whenever they show Khloe and Lamar’s house, Lamar is always in front of a TV playing video games. If Lamar is not playing video games, he is asking Khloe where Rob is because he wants someone to play video games with.

Khloe, I think it’s time you put your foot down and demand that Lamar plays with you instead of playing video games. Next September, on your 2-year anniversary I suggest you surprise Lamar with this cake.

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Categories : Famous Couples
29
Sep 10

Snooki to save the American Education System!

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to say Sayonara to the complete failure of the American Education system. It was just announced that Snooki is the next creature with undeniable pure & raw talent to pen your child’s next fiction novel.

I’m so thrilled that the American publishing companies continue to sign such modern day Shakespeares as Paris Hilton, Lauren Conrad and Snooki to increase the intelligence of our future generations! THANK YOU for saving the American Education system.

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29
Sep 10

Breaking News: Masturbation is selfish

During Christine O’Donnell’s “Anti-Masturbation” video campaign, she asks America a very important question:

“If he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?”

Dear Christine, are you bitter because somebody rejected your pleasing hand?

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Categories : God Bless America
28
Sep 10

Dear Brittney Jones, don’t go skydiving with Ashton & Demi

What I learned from CNN.com today.

In their Top 10 Love Triangles article, CNN describes a Love Triangle gone BAD when “a Belgian woman went on trial for allegedly having murdered another woman by sabotaging her parachute ahead of a joint skydiving trip with a man with whom both ladies were romantically involved.”

I secretly wish Demi reads this article too and I will soon have a Youtube link to post from Demi, Ashton and Brittney’s skydiving trip.

In case you go to CNN.com to read actual news, here is the latest scoop on “Ashton’s Alleged Cheating Rumors” with Brittney Jones from Access Hollywood.

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Categories : Famous Couples
28
Sep 10

Why America will always be prude

When people are drowning in America, they get thrown a life ring.

When people are drowning in Europe, they get thrown inflatable sex dolls.

Why did I ever move?

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Categories : Other crap
28
Sep 10

Before and After

I really don’t care much for the “BEFORE/happy cocaine days” and “AFTER/post-rehab” fat celeb pix.

But, can somebody please explain these Before and After pictures of Taylor Momsen to me?

Taylor in How the Grinch Stole Christmas

and

Taylor in How Taylor Turned into the Grinch

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Categories : Makeover


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