I’ll never know why Willow Smith chose Ray Kay as her music video director instead of Snooki

First of all, I’m so mad that I didn’t think of this first and addressed my obsession with Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair” song by whipping my hair into my Mac camera and posting it on YouTube. Damn you, Snooki.
Second of all, it is just simply unfair how much talent one 4’9 human being can possess. Whatever did I do wrong, God?