Kardashian Kard (with a K) is finally available cuz we live in a Kardashian world and I’m a Kardashian girl

A few minutes ago, Kim K’s ass farted out a new facebook status notifying all of her 3,273,2o4 fans (really?) that their Kardashian Kard is finally available!!! I don’t know about you but I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life. FML though, why wasn’t I born as the 10th sibling in that clan?

Honestly though, if this family is gonna embark on a Kardashian empire, at least pay the website designer more than the sisters spend on your louboutins. The website looks awful – http://www.kardashiankard.com/