Rihanna hurt my feelings

This morning Rihanna gave an interview on Power 105.1′s Ed Lover Radio Talk Show and stabbed all the bloggers in the ears when she said the following:

Well, to support the “Hate and Hide behind your computer” Party, I’m gonna take a sip of my Hatorade and go ahead and hate a little, okay maybe a lot on Rihanna’s new video “What’s my Name” featuring my husband to be one day, Drake.

First Rihanna walks into some bodega wearing an outfit she stole from the Big Apple Circus clowns’ closet. When she sees Drake (who looks lost to be in this music video) standing at the counter, Rihanna does a little twirl while biting her lip and proceeds to get a quart of milk from the refrigerator. When Drake approaches her and gets all sexy in her face, she drops the carton of milk, which explodes on the floor as she sings “Oh Na Na, What’s my Name?” and that is probably the most exciting part of the entire video.

The rest of the video shows Rihanna walking around and occasionally breaking into random dance moves in her clown outfit on the streets of NYC. Rihanna and Drake drink some white wine, she does the dishes, humps a fence, twirls some more, then engages in some weird tribal dance at night with guys who beat on dumpsters and buckets. Brilliant video concept, by the way.

If you’ve got 4 and half minutes to spare, you can watch this red KoolAid hair mess for yourself while I go hate myself, hate my life, hate my job and hate my appearance, according to Riri.

What do you think about the video?