Rihanna won’t strip for Playboy; Yawn, we already saw everything anyway.

Rihanna said that she continues to reject offers that keep pouring in from Playboy to bare all. The reason being that Hugh Hefner’s famous publication isn’t “classy.” She explained:

“I got a few offers to do Playboy actually. They want to pay you to be naked on the cover. If I’m gonna take my clothes off, it has to be in a classy way and my will, not a cheque. I wouldn’t take any money to do that.”

Thank you, Rihanna! You are the only musician who truly understands the recession we are in! Why should we pay to see Rihanna naked when we can see her naked for free?

Earlier this year, nude pictures of Rihanna that she snapped of herself leaked all over the internet. During a radio interview, Rihanna addressed the nude pictures and said:

Apparently, those pictures were only meant to be seen by Chris Brown, and he still beat her.

Now let me get back to “hating myself, hating my life, hating my job and hating my appearance” (in the words of Rihanna) while you look at these nude pictures of Rihanna on Egotastic.com here.