Russel Brand decided to post this picture of Katy Perry without her face mask on to his Twitter. Why oh why, did Russell decide to share a picture of Katy’s makeup-free face instead of a picture of her natural double Ds for all of the world to see??? HUH? Please try again.
What in the Bo Derek hell is Kim doing with those braids? Oh wait, let me guess…this must have been one of the hairstyles from shooting her new music video with Kanye West. Can’t wait to see this hot mess of a video where Kim tries to be JLO 2.0.
Here’s a quick summary of why this Twitter Thug Erotic War began:
Raz B accused his manager for sexually molesting him back in the day when he was in a popular R&B group B2K. One day Raz B was being all philosophical on Twitter and asked how “niggas like Eric Benet & Chris Brown” could ever abuse the intelligent Halle Berrys and Rihannas of the world.
Eric Benet held back his tweets but Chris Brown, having learned nothing in Anger Management classes after beating up Rihanna, sent some rather amusing tweets defending himself.
After reading these tweets, I’ve been singing the “What What (In the Butt) song all day long. Goddman you, Chris Brown!
Anyways, Raz B’s brother decided to get involved by sending a death threat to Chris Brown, and what better way to do this then to record it via Youtube for all of us to make fun of??? You wanna know how I know people are not taking this guy’s “death threat” seriously?
1. His name is Ricky Romance
2. The video only has 311 views (shameful)
3. 18 seconds into the serious death-threat, as Ricky romances Chris Brown with the following line: “If I see you in LA my dude, ima put my motherfucking pistol in your mouth dude, I promise you” a fucking holiday song in a TV commercial starts to play in the background saying: “Make the holiday season happier…”
Either this guy has a really funny sense of humor by including holiday music over his death threat or he is really fucking stupid to have the volume on his TV in the middle of his serious death threat. You didn’t scare anybody, homeboy.
Watch & laugh at this mess of a death threat below:
Enjoy this leaked and unfinished music video for Monster before it gets removed from Youtube. Even though the sound of the track is horrible, the music video is pretty awesome, especially Nicki Minaj’s part at 3:37
Coco has betrayed me and all of her fans by neglecting us on my new favorite day of the week, Thursday. Fuck NYE tomorrow, everybody knows that Thong Thursdays is the new national holiday. Coco has not tweeted since Dec 25th when she wished everyone a Merry Xmas with the above picture wearing underwear that say “Unwrap me.”
I’m beginning to worry because it has been 5 days since Coco tweeted any half-dressed pictures of herself on Twitter. If she doesn’t upload a Thong Thursday picture by the end of the day, I might have to contact the CIA, the ISI, Mossad, the M1-6, the MSS, the BND, the FSB, the DGSE, the RAW and the ASIS to go on a search mission for Coco since it’s clear that we stopped looking for Osama Bin Laden.