I’m Not Really Sure How This Makes Me Feel

A clip from Gwyneth Paltrow’s upcoming movie Country Strong made its way onto Youtube and after masochistically watching it about 3 times, I feel very confused. Although I was very embarrassed for Gwyneth’s dance moves, I couldn’t get my eyes to stop looking in between her legs for a possible panties cameo for the duration of the video. Mommy, does this mean I’m a lesbian?