Happy World AIDS Day

World AIDS Day is all about raising awareness about HIV and how to help stop the spread of HIV.

Here is how you can help today:

1. You can help by wearing a Pope approved condom. OR

2. You can donate some money to the Keep a Child Alive charity that a bunch of celebs are raising money for by “Digitally Dying” aka singing off all their Twitter, Facebook and Myspace accounts. The campaign states that the stars will spare us of their social networking diarrhea until everyone across the world with an actual job (that comes without fancy photoshoots) brings them “back to life” by raising a $1 million.

Now, let’s take a look at whose lives I’d donate $5 to bring back because I can’t live without their constant shameless self-promotion via Twitter, Fbook and Myspace.

Alicia Keys – check, i appreciate her badonkadonk and voice

Usher – check, how can we live without his dance moves and abs that remind us what real abs should look like unlike the Situation’s sad “Situation”

Just Timberlake – check, the world needs more “Dick in a Box” and “Motherlover” videos

Serena Williams – check, who else is going to entertain us with fashionable sports outfits during a boring game in which women show off their talents by playing with balls and moaning for 3 hours?

Lady Gaga – duh…you can’t kill the Messiah for the second time, gotta learn from or mistakes

Kim Kardashian – Dear Devil, you can keep her on one condition, don’t you dare make any sex tapes 6 feet under

and a bunch of other “dead” celebs you can see here: http://buylife.org/

Anynotreallydeadceleb, do something good today and buy one of these bitches lives back and put them back in every major news media outlet where they belong, because God forbid we should actually care or see what is happening in the world outside the lives of these celebs.