The award for an Outstanding Performance by Fake Eyelashes on a Surgery-Free Face goes to the most important actress at the SAG Awards, Kim Kardashian:
The award for an Outstanding Performance by a Cleavage in a MILF Role goes to Sofia Vergara:
The award for an Outstanding Performance by a Fetus goes to Natalie Portman:
The award for an Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in Black Swan goes to Snooki:
Nicki Minaj and a thumb with eyebrows (Drake) pretended to get married in her new music video for “Moment 4 Life.”
Director Chris Robinson was inspired by Drake’s verse in his rap to shoot the wedding scene between Nicki & Drake for the music video:
“I stepped back and took her idea to make it celebratory and listened to her lyrics. The one lyric that was there that really struck me was in Drake’s verse. And I remembered all the rumors about her and Drake and thought it could be ill if we turned this into a fantasy world: ‘Let’s not do the usual modern home and all the accoutrements; let’s think of this in a fantasy world.’ And then when I presented her with that idea, she took it a step further. ‘I want us to get married, I want us to push the envelope on this video, I want this video to really matter because this song means so much to me.” – Robinson recalled Nicki saying.
The video is quite forgettable and these two are such a tease:
See for yourselves:
Here we go again. TMZ reports that Charlie Sheen was taken out of his home on a stretcher this morning as two young paid hookers, women exited his house. Apparently Charlie was having severe abdominal pains, which triggered the 911 call. Well if cocaine was used for toothaches back in the late 1800′s, Charlie probably thought to himself:
“What the hell, a little cocaine will make my abdominal pains go away.”
Charlie was loaded into an ambulance at 7 am with a towel partially over his face so obviously he dunked his entire face ala Tony Montana style in in a pile of la cocaina to medicate himself:
Neighbors say that Charlie threw a party last night and they heard women inside Charlie’s house singing Red Hot Chili peppers songs well into the wee hours. Fun times.
Two and a Half Grams Men is on hiatus this week.
UPDATE: Stan Rosenfield, Charlie’s publicist, told TMZ Charlie was in the emergency room this morning — sleeping.
UPDATE: Charlie’s father, Martin Sheen, and his mom, Janet Templeton, are at the hospital. Charlie’s ex-wife, Denise Richards, is also there.
UPDATE: A 22 year old porn star named Kacey Jordan was invited over Charlie’s place via a 3rd party on behalf of the actor.
Sources say when Jordan arrived to Sheen’s place, the actor told her he was a huge fan and had been “searching for her for a year.” 4 other women were at Sheen’s home when Jordan showed up.
UPDATE: To check if Charlie Sheen is dead or not, go to: http://www.ischarliesheendead.com/
Here is Justina Bieber, who hasn’t gone through puberty yet and developed breasts. I know, enough with the Justin Bieber looks like a butch lesbian jokes, but it’s so easy. X17 has posted these photos of Justina posing shirtless during some photoshoot.
Apparently Justin was sending pix of himself to girlfriend Selena Gomez.
“Justin was talking to the stylist, asking her to take sexy pictures of him for his girlfriend. He was just being cute about it, joking around, but he definitely wanted to look good for this girl. He never said the name Selena, but we knew who it was.”
Enjoy the statutory gallery below and in the words of Snooki, make sure to “double panty” it.
Remember this guy who got hit by an ice-cream truck?
Well turns out he survived and is alive & well! His name is black Ken Green and he is a rapper, naturally.
Apparently just moments before he got hit by the ice-cream truck, Black Ken was dancing and rapping in the middle of the street while filming his low-budget music video. Daniel Tosh from Tosh.0 tracked down this new Internet sensation and helped him finish his rap video since his first take was interrupted by a painful accident.
In the interview and music video below, Black Ken attributes his survival to him being overweight. LMAO
“My best friend’s my vibrator. I don’t date anyone so why not? Guys can masturbate – why can’t girls?”
I don’t know about you but thinking about the little girl from How the Grinch Stole Christmas using vibrators makes me uneasy.
Popeater is reporting that Kelsey Grammar wants so badly for his children to see him say “I do” to a Virgin flight attendant that he is willing to invite Camille so they can come together.
Kelsey REALLY CAN’T wait to marry 29-year-old Kayte Walsh and is really gunning for a February wedding despite the fact that his divorce to Camille has not been finalized yet. Rob Shuter from Popeater rightfully pointed out that Camille should go with her held high and “catch the bouquet!”
I really hope she not only catches the bouquet but also comes wearing her pink boa:
I also hope she brings Kyle Richards as her date and they do a lil dance together:
Then I hope she takes off her dress and does a slow dance to show Kelsey what he’s lost:
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