Jersey Shore Season 4 Location Picked…

The Jersey Shore cast is finally going to see where their ancestors, well at least some of their ancestors come from. That’s right, Jersey Shore Season 4 is set to begin shooting in ITALY in May 2011.

- 24 year old Jwoww is of Spanish and Irish descent

- 23 year old Snooki is a Chilean miner who was adopted by an Italian family

- 23 year old Sammi said “I am not Italian, but I can understand why some Italians are upset”

- however old, self-proclaimed “Kim-Kardashian of Staten Island” Angelina was Polish

- 28 year old Mike the Situation is half Spanish half Italian (doesn’t speak Spanish or Italian)

- 30 year old Pauly D is half Spanish half Italian (doesn’t speak Spanish or Italian)

- 25 year old Ronnie is half Puerto Rican half Italian (doesn’t speak Spanish or Italian)

- 23 year old Vinny is 100% Italian

- 24 year old Deena is unmistakably an Italian meatball as well

MTV is scouting a perfect location in Italia, which combines the right balance of nightlife and sightseeing. Apparently, Vinny’s Italian relatives have already offered/agreed to host an authentic Italian family dinner for the entire cast. Mamma Mia!

All I’m going to say is that Italy has NO idea that the US is about to drop a Jersey Shore Hiroshima bomb on their country. Most Italian kids will all soon look like this:

via TMZ