Daily KKK Update – Lamar is undoubtedly a Kardashian now

Dear Lamar Odom,

are you fucking kidding me with this commercial?? Khloe and Lamar did what a typical Kardashian does, gets naked and presses the “record” button to advertise their new unisex perfume (unisex, really?) called Unbreakable.

I seriously don’t know what’s worse: seeing Khloe and Lamar naked or listening to these cheesy lines:

“There is something sexy about a couple sharing a scent.”
Soft yet powerful, strong but sensual.
That perfect mix of masculine and feminine. There is a beauty of believing one cannot exist without the other.
That sometimes the bond between two souls is truly unbreakable.”

Will someone please pass me a puke bucket?