If you are worried that you’ve slept through, worked through or forgot to give a shit about Britney Spears’ “comeback” concert on Good Morning America earlier today, don’t be because all of her 3 pre-taped songs that she lip synched and attempted to dance through looked like this:
The concert aired to promote Britney’s seventh studio album Femme Fatale, which was released today…SEVENTH, really? I personally think girlfirend should have retired after “I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman” from her 2001 self-titled Britney album since that song was a clear indicator that a psycho was waiting to unleash on us at any point.
Remember this fun moment when she shaved her head? I miss those days.
Anyways, as you will see for yourselves in the 3 painful to watch videos below, Britney is just not that same old Britney from the I’m a Slave for U video. The spark is gone, the dancing is gone and the singing…well it was never really there to being with so whatever.
What pisses me off is the fact that this GMA concert was pre-taped in San Francisco, so doesn’t the city of San Francisco have any professional producers who could have at least re-shot 50 out of the 100 moments when Britney was obviously not hitting the dance moves or lip synching in unison with her own overly processed voice? I mean come on – the producers there give deaf, dumb, and blind a new meaning. There are plenty of singers out there who can dance and sing at the same time, why is this person donned the “Princess of Pop?” Time to dethrone this bitch.
To top it off, what in the hell is WRONG with our country? At the end of Britney’s fake performance, the San Francisco officials came out and announced that March 29 is now the official Britney Spears Day across the city. REALLY, San Francisco? Let’s have a day in honor of a bi-polar lip syncher who is out of shape due to the obvious lack of dance moves? And no I’m not picking on bi-polar people, I am obviously one of them. I mean have you read the shit that I write on this blog?
#7048717 Looking every bit the pop star fans have loved since her debut in 1997, Britney Spears performed a sold out show at the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium in San Francisco Sunday afternoon, March 27th, 2011. Dressed in a variety of costumes accentuating her toned shape, Britney served up a high-energy show to the delighted crowd of adoring fans. The concert also featured some elaborate set pieces and backup dancers gyrating in step to Britney's songs. The show was hosted by ABC's "Good Morning America" and comes just days before the highly anticipated release of her 7th album, Femme Fatale. Fame Pictures, Inc - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (310) 395-0500