Vegas Baby, Vegas!

Celebs have officially invaded the desert this past month and March is not even halfway over!

Working their way up the Jersey Shore area of the Las Vegas strip was none other than the Jersey Shore crew:

Sammi ‘Sweetheart’ celebrated her birthday Ron-less at Chateau Nightclub at Paris Hotel and Casino. Apparently her perfume “Dangerous” was not allowed on the premises for sanitary reasons…though Deena did manage to squeeze her Pumba in…

Mike ‘The Bloated Situation” also hosted a party at the Paris Hotel.

Snooki kicked off Spring Break at LAX Nightclub at The Luxor Resort…and later hosted a pool party at Wet Republic. Anybody want smush-smush with this?

…didn’t think so.

Onto some sexy birthday Celebrations:

Common celebrated his sexy bald man bday at Haze Nightclub at Aria.

Dane Cook celebrated his bday looking like a total creep at TAO Nightclub inside The Venetian.

Kellan showmeyour Lutz celebrated his at Pure nightclub inside Caesars Palace.

If you’ve ever been to Vegas, I hope you’ve made your way to The Wynn and Encore’s hotspot – XS. If you can’t get in there, don’t worry, they also have a couple of lame, fallback options where one hit wonders like Macy Gray was invited to party at:

Macy Gray spinned at Blush and fell asleep before the crowd did.

At The Encore’s Surrender Nightclub – ‘The Celebrity Apprentice’ celebrated its season premiere party with Gary Busey, NeNe Leaks

and Lil John.

Lavo at The Palazzo is small and underwhelming, although their spot in NYC is currently one of the best…here’s who Lavo Las Vegas has seen this month:

Lupe Fiasco DJed a special set celebrating the release of his new album ‘Lasers’ (FINALLY!) while the Hispanic Ryan Seacrest, Mario Lopez hosted something here.

Other notable appearances:

Perez Hilton hosted a Spring Break Bash at The Bank (ZzzZz) Nightclub at Bellagio Resort and Casino.

DrizzyOnMe Drake paid homage to his French Canadian ancestry at the grand opening of Chateau Nightclub at Paris Hotel and Casino.

The Doggfather, Snoop Dogg did a special performance at Studio 54 at MGM Grand, and was paid, as usual, in blunts.