June, 2011

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Jun 11

Lohan Went Out

Moments after being declared a free bitch, Lohan ran straight from her “alcohol-free” home to continue her sobriety and do some community service at the Hollywood hotspot – Lexington Social House.

Linds made her way out of the club stumbling…
aaaand down she goes. (along with her career and looks)

I don’t know if I have a sixth sense or what but judging by how “fresh” Lohan looked after 35 days in home confinement, something tells me she wasn’t drinking green tea, eating salads and getting 10 hours of sleep each night.
Check out the gallery below.

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29
Jun 11

And the Winner is…

Javier Colon and Team Sexy Adam.

I was really rooting for Vicci..but Javier deserved it. Go Adam.

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Categories : Music
29
Jun 11

Lindsay Lohan Can Do Drugs Outside Her Home Again

Hallelujah!  After 35 days in home confinement, Lohan has been declared a free woman.

Linds can finally spray her glass table with windex, wipe away the cocaine residue, empty out her ashtrays and leave her drug den to go party at someone else’s house!

For those of you who are too busy with your own lives to keep with the “Junkie Adventures of Blohan,” Linds was sentenced to three months under house arrest for violating her probation from a 2007 DUI case by taking a necklace from a California jewelry store.
She was initially handed a 120-day jail sentence, but she was allowed to serve time at home in Venice  due to prison overcrowding (naturally.)

Even though Lindsay is now able to leave her home, she must still abide by the terms of her release and complete 480 hours of community service and take an anti-shoplifting class. (LOL, there is a class for that? What the fuck can they teach you besides “don’t take shit that you didn’t pay for?”)

Lohan will be free to celebrate her 25th birthday on Saturday, which is literally every blogger’s dream at the moment. More material for us to post.

Leaving her home on Wednesday afternoon, Lohan told reporters, “I’m excited to start community service and focus on my work.”

Girl, what are you smoking that you’re so excited to start community service? Puff puff, pass, bitch.

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28
Jun 11

Hugh Hefner’s New Gf is Another Blonde Bimbo – Yawn

Hugh Hefner is not a man who likes to waste any time, and rightfully so, he is 85 goddamn years old people! So let him fuck blondes to his final days without your judgment, por favor.

Apparently, after introducing his new love, playmate Shera Bechard on his Twitter page, Hefner received backlash for taking on a new relationship so soon. Hugh has been defending his decision to move on with a new girlfriend just weeks after being dumped by Crystal Harris, days before their wedding.

So, in Hef’s broken-hearted defense, what he really wants to tweet is:
Here are some more blonde photos of Shera:

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Categories : Other crap
28
Jun 11

I’m Gonna Miss These Crazy Bitches

A few nights ago I tried to fall asleep and then I discovered Mob Wives…

I’ve seen a few episodes here and there but once I began to watch back to back episodes, before I knew it was well into 4 a.m. and the finale of Mob Wives left me yearning for more! It is quite possible this “little” show gave VH1 the boost in ratings it’s been missing since well probably 1999. The reunion is airing in two weeks, July 10th at 8.pm but until then, let’s enjoy some of the best moments from this season.

Meet Drita, who blacks out and turns into the crazy Albanian Hulk:

You may wonder why Drita attacked, I’ll let Renee explain:

You see, Drita and Karen were the best of friends until Drita fucked and married Karen’s ex-boyfriend. I know, it’s too good to be scripted.

Meet Karen:

Then there is Carla, who is is on the quiet side but does manage to get her hair pulled every once in a while by Renee:

Don’t dare fuck with Renee. She doesn’t give a…

Also apparently Renee is single because all the “good” men are in jail, so I guess that explains why the rest of us can’t find someone decent.


Set your DVRs, July 10th at 8.pm.

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