Lindsay Lohan Can Do Drugs Outside Her Home Again

Hallelujah!  After 35 days in home confinement, Lohan has been declared a free woman.

Linds can finally spray her glass table with windex, wipe away the cocaine residue, empty out her ashtrays and leave her drug den to go party at someone else’s house!

For those of you who are too busy with your own lives to keep with the “Junkie Adventures of Blohan,” Linds was sentenced to three months under house arrest for violating her probation from a 2007 DUI case by taking a necklace from a California jewelry store.
She was initially handed a 120-day jail sentence, but she was allowed to serve time at home in Venice  due to prison overcrowding (naturally.)

Even though Lindsay is now able to leave her home, she must still abide by the terms of her release and complete 480 hours of community service and take an anti-shoplifting class. (LOL, there is a class for that? What the fuck can they teach you besides “don’t take shit that you didn’t pay for?”)

Lohan will be free to celebrate her 25th birthday on Saturday, which is literally every blogger’s dream at the moment. More material for us to post.

Leaving her home on Wednesday afternoon, Lohan told reporters, “I’m excited to start community service and focus on my work.”

Girl, what are you smoking that you’re so excited to start community service? Puff puff, pass, bitch.