umm…wtf? This is NOT at all what I expected and I feel kind of let down. I mean why so classy and boring? Here is a close up:
This is so disappointing and underwhelming, besides the KKK logo – now that’s genius.
However, I was totally expecting something like this:
Oh well. Good luck to the future Mr. & Mrs. HUMPhries. (sorry but this will never get old to me)
ok, fine. I’d hit that.
If you guessed an 18 year old Hollywood starlet who is on the coke diet OR a 50 year old Hollywood starlet flaunting her post-lipo body at the beach, guess again.
This is none other than one of Victoria’s Secret Angels - Adriana Lima after having a baby not too long ago.
FML and FYL is right.
I haven’t done a post about my girl Coco in a while so let’s check in with her to see what she’s been up to.
Apparently, Thong Thursdays were not enough so Coco decided to announce another national holiday – Titty Tuesdays.
What is Titty Tuesday, you may ask. Well, they say a picture is worth a thousand words, so here go three: What the FUCK?
here is another one:
and one more for good luck – My, my what big eyes you have:
Only in America, can you immigrate from one country (running away from persecution and anti-semitism, of course) only to end up on another country’s reality show embarrassing not only the country that gave you refugee and an American passport but also the country from which you ran away.
I am of course talking about the new reality show called Russian Dolls, or the Russian Jersey Shore. Just watch the awful trailer below:
I’ve been trying to find some bio on these Russian hookers but so far to no avail. But you can rest assured I’ll keep you all posted as soon as I stumble upon some juicy details.
So far, the only thing we know is that Lifetime’s new reality show will show us the escapades of Russian-American men and women from Brooklyn. The producer of the show was quoted saying:
“There will be plenty of vodka, techno music and guys wearing Adidas pants, leather jackets and gold chains, and driving souped-up cars. There will also be a lot of hot, decked-out Russian girls.”
The only thing missing from this party? Charlie Sheen.
Ari Kagan, a speaker for the Russian community, told Sheepshead Bites:
“There is no question in my mind that the Russian Dolls series will depict the Russian-speaking community in a distorted way, as a caricature, as a joke. Lifetime does not care about the thousands of great, beautiful, funny, smart and hard-working young Russian speaking women who attend colleges and universities, make money as paralegals, librarians, nurses, journalists and computer specialists. They are great daughters, sisters, wives and mothers. They don’t spend most of their time in nightclubs, bars or lounges. They don’t speak this dirty language and they hate vodka.Of course, we do have our own bad apples, low lives and criminals, but they constitute a minority in the Russian speaking community. Lifetime wants to create a lot of fun and entertainment by throwing the reputation of Russian-speaking New Yorkers under the bus.”
via the Gothamist
If you missed last night’s episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, then you probably missed out on one of the greatest episodes of all time.
Upon discovering the best chicken at Al-Abbas, a Palestinian owned joint, Larry David also discovered its owner – Shara (or as he puts it the next Mrs. David).
Larry was immediately turned on by Shara because she epitomizes the human nature of “You want what you can’t have.”
Larry David further noted his penis’ attraction to Shara:
“The penis doesn’t care about race, creed, and color. The penis wants to get to its homeland. It wants to go home.”
Later in the episode, Larry took his penis to the homeland with quite possibly one of the best sex scene dialogues I’ve ever heard:
and in case you need a visual with that, enjoy the video below:
As most of you have heard by now, Amy Winehouse was found dead in her London apartment.
Unfortuatenly, no matter how many times she tried to go rehab, she has finally lost the battle with drugs and alcohol joining the infamous 27 club. (influential rock music artists who died at the age of 27.)
Jimi Hendrix - Autopsy showed he asphyxiated on vomit after combining sleeping pills with wine.
Janis Joplin - Probable heroin overdose.
Jim Morrison - Cause of death listed as “heart failure”; however, no autopsy was performed.
Kurt Cobain - Ruled as suicide by shotgun.
Robert Johnson - Unknown, but typically credited to strychnine poisoning.
Brian Jones - Drowned in a swimming pool. The coroner’s report stated “death by misadventure.”
Ron McKernan - Gastrointestinal hemorrhage associated with alcoholism.
Jean-Michel Basquit – Speedbal overdose.
Amy Winehouse – TBD – autoposy on the way.
I know this news does not come as shocker to most of us since we all saw it coming. I’m personally surprised she lasted until age 27. I did root for her to get her shit together but after her latest perforamnce in Belgrade, it was pretty clear she was not going to clean up her act.
After this “performance,” Winehouse canceled her European tour. It’s a shame to see someone with so much talent self-destruct.
Let’s remember the innocent, pre-drugs Amy from her younger years:
Elliot Handler, the man who gave us Barbie and a case of anorexia has died at the age of 95.
Elliot, co-founder of Mattel passed away of heart failure at the hospital on Thursday night. His wife, Ruth created the Barbie doll in the 1950′s and the business tycoon decided to name the famous blonde after their daughter Barbara.
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