August, 2011

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Aug 11

I Prefer Natalie Portman’s Baby Daddy Shirtless

Here is Natalie Portman’s piece strolling around NYC on his iphone and wearing one hell of a sexy outfit.

Benji, it’s summer time, take off that hideous shirt and show us that bizzarre stomach tattoo of yours.Does Benjamin make you want to:

He sure turns Natalie on…


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Categories : Famous Couples
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Aug 11

Feeling Ugly On This Tuesday Yet?

The second most beautiful woman (after Coco) is on the October issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands September 1.
In the interview, she clears the rumors that there is “No secret wedding…I’m not pregnant. I’m not adopting at the moment.”

She also yaps about Brad being supportive of a new film she’s writing/directing – “In the Land of Blood and Honey.”

Jolie says: “I had the flu. I had to be quarantined from the children for two days. I was in the attic of a house in France. I was isolated, pacing. I don’t watch TV and I wasn’t reading anything. So I started writing. I went from the beginning to the end. I didn’t know any other way.”

She continues: “He’d come in and say what he liked or what he didn’t understand. Like any woman, I would listen to most of it and fight a few things. He’s been so supportive. But it’s hard to separate the person that loves you from the critic, so I don’t think he’s a fair judge.”

If you want to read more from the interview – go here.

or you can just stare at this money shot from the hot tub scene in Wanted:

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Categories : Magazine Covers
30
Aug 11

Music Video of the Year, Make that of the Decade!

When we first heard Kim Kardashian’s first and hopefully last single – Peanut Butter & Jam (Turn it up), Kim was soon tweeting about making a music video for this tone-deaf mess and even bragged to have gotten Hype Williams to direct it.

I’m not gonna lie, when I heard Hype was directing it, I actually thought this was going to be one of those music videos that saves how horrible the song is by muting it and just watching Kim K crawl around (cuz we know she can’t dance) and look sexy. But after watching the just released 1 minute snippet of the video where Kim looks greasier than McDonalds fry, I can’t wait to see the rest of this trainwreck!

All I gotta say is that her last video (featuring RayJ) was much better:

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Categories : Daily KKK update , Music
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Aug 11

Gaga in Drag and Britney Spears Almost Kissed

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In 2011, Lady Gaga opened the VMAs in drag as her male alter-ego, Jo Calderone. In case you haven’t met Jo Calderone, go here to watch the You & I video where Jo makes an appearance.

Anyways, Lady Jo gave Britney Spears some bullshit award for being the best lip-synching inspiration to everyone and then tried to kiss her…

Britney! Why did you not kiss Lady Gaga? Damn, I woulda been all over that.

p.s. what the FUCK were Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry wearing?

Nicki - nobody wants to see stuffed animals, we are not 10 anymore and neither are you. Everybody wants to see that big fat ass of yours so next time wear an outfit to accentuate that, ok?

and Katy, take that damn block of cheese off your head and stop blocking everybody’s view behind you. Just NO.

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Categories : Music
28
Aug 11

Beyonce is Having a Destiny’s Child

It’s official. Beyonce is with child.

Beyonce arrived to the VMAs and showed off her baby bump. Congratulations to Bey and Jay. I can’t wait to see what their child looks like because the picture below is going to give me nightmares tonight.

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Aug 11

My Birthday Came Early This Year…Derek Jeter is Single

GLORIOUS NEWS: Derek Jeter is single yet again. High Five!

“I want to thank the Good Lord for making Derek Jeter a single Yankee.”

Sorry Minka, you might have to caress your own breasts on some lonely nights but i’m sure you’ll end up ok.

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Aug 11

How Many Things Can You Find Wrong With This Picture?

I seriously don’t know what bothers me more about this picture:

Kris Humphries grabbing Kim’s crapper that brought her and now him fame. CLASSY.

Serena Williams dancing with a man-child.

or the fact that Brody Jenner is still dating Avril Lavinge.

OH and everybody can start jumping from joy now because the cover of People magazine has finally been unveiled:

  • In other KKK news, KimKsuperstar.com, which TMZ tells us is the “official” website for Kim’s sex tape, received 2 million visitors over wedding weekend, a big boost from the 300,000 unique visitors it typically sees in a month. Oddly, it reports that Ireland was No. 1 in terms of searches for “Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.”
  • Mr. Kim Kardashian has a nickname … and it isn’t Pookie. The New York Post reports that Humphries’ friends have taken to calling him “Kate Middleton” since he “married into royalty.”

via Newser

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