Replaying Deena’s and Pauly’s kiss still made me want to puke in my mouth.
“Fuck Deena please. She’s alwas wanted to fuck you,” Snooki cooed in his ear. What a darling.
Then Deena got super wasted:
then she fell some more:
In her defense, she did warn us in Season 3:
I really don’t think you will successfully attract many Italian men shaking that ass:
The best part was when Pauly was outraged that all of his roommates were sleeping through their time in Italy. “Who comes to Italy to sleep? Not me?!” – Pauly yelled, yet he played dead and pretended to sleep when Deena walked over to his bed in the middle of the night to see if he was awake, clearly trying to smush. DENIED.
Sammi volunteered to cook Sunday dinner:
Sammi, wtf? Where are you glasses, girl? Oh, wait..that’s right, I forgot. Ron broke them in Season 3.
Sammi, if you ever read this blog. These are your common berries:
It’s nice to see that Vinny and Ronnie had a gay moment.
Mike was still shady trying to hit on Snooki, but ended up bringing some loser home to bang.
Snooki called her boyfriend Jianni, who demanded to know how she could “go through an entire day w/o talking to me.” Easy boy, somebody sounds a little insecure…unless you have a reason to be. Mike, would you like to say anything? Oh that’s right, you already did when you kissed and told Ronnie a big, fat secret that you banged Snooki while she was with Jianni. Meanwhile, was anybody else uncomfortable watching Mike touch and rub Snooki’s knees while telling her “You like deserve everything. You deserve the world.” Barf. Mike, you sounded faker than Jwoww’s tits, and those are some nice tits.
Snooki: We are really good friends, that’s it.
Mike: I see the way you look at me.
Snooki: I look at you like a friend.
Mike: I beg to differ, I think there’s a little something there.
Everybody went out and Single Ronnie turned into Sloppy Ronnie and told Vinny he fucked 4 girls in 3 days before he came out to Italy. That’s FOUR for you, Ronnie! You go, Ronnie! and none for Sammi...
Ron – you know who I think you are? Yes, you said it…you are the…
Meanwhile, because all the girls at the club were apparently super young, the boys started a trending topic on Twitter with the whole “She’s too young for you, bro” theme.
Watching Jenny help Sloppy Ronnie walk while trying to understand his mumbling was priceless.
I still don’t know what the hell he was mumbling but it sounded something like the video below:
And who the fuck is Hannah that he plans to fly out? If anybody has ANY information and/or pictures, contact me here!
oh and Snooki still doesn’t know where the fuck she is: