For any of you who missed this episode, it went a little something like this:
and in between all that, Eric and Sookie had sex in every position possible, in every place imaginable. I don’t know about you, but this scene was definitely a self-awakening, FML moment in my personal sex life.
Don’t worry, you weren’t the only one drooling. Alcide got caught red-handed watching Sookie and Eric by his gf, whatever her name is:
Bill arrived to Sookie’s shortly after to warn Eric of the witch’s spell/check up on their reunion:
Alcide attempted to have sex with his annoying gf but was obviously too distracted by what he’d witnessed:
Let’s see. What else happened…Oh yea Pam still looked like shit:
Jason still fantasied about Hoyt’s girlfriend, Jessica:
Sam and Luna found out it was Tommy who had sex with Luna and kicked her out after:
and then the freaky, possessed witch said her abracadabra shit and ordered all the pale vamps to go to the Jersey Shore to get a tan.
Pam was stuffed into a coffin to avoid stepping into the sun:
while Eric begged to be freed from his silver chains:
and somehow Jessica escaped her chains and opened the doors into the sunglight.
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