I wasn’t sure if I was gonna have anything for Thong Thursday today but thankfully Coco took a break from eating all the stuffing that goes straight to her ass and wished us a Happy Thongsgiving with this picture.
Since it’s Thanksgiving and all, I’m feeling VERY thankful for the ass that brings a lot of traffic to this site. So let’s give our thanks to this fat ass that we all look forward to seeing every Thursday.
Chelsea: Were you drinking a white wine spritzer?
Drake: I was, that’s my drink of choice.
I’m like a Golden Girl from Fort Lauderdale or something.
Chelsea: Either that or you are a flaming homosexual.
Come on, Chelsea!!?? How can you accuse Drake of being a homesexual, just look at how manly he looks on his album cover:
What about this one:
and this one:
There is no denying that Xtina has always had big voice, but now there is also no denying that Xtina has gone beyond being “curvy.” At the AMAs, during Adam Levine’s ear-bleeding performance of “Moves like Jagger,” Xtina and her gut, who clearly don’t believe that “black is slimming” came out in a shimmery, tight white dress. I’ll be nice so I won’t even comment on the hair.
If you have no mercy for your eyes and ears, go ahead and watch the video of Adam (who ironically enough is a judge on a show called the Voice) singing off-key and Xtina looking a hot mess.
Remember when Xtina looked like this? Actually I don’t even know which look is worse/better…
BEFORE AND AFTER:
After 6 years, a cougar was set free today. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have officially announced their divorce.
Demi said “as a woman, a mother and a wife, there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.”
Ashton tweeted:
Marriage is…fucking random girls when you get sick of fucking your cougar wife is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light. AK
Sorry Ashton, but you shouldn’t have shown your dick to Sara Leal in San Diego.
Photo courtesy of ButYouAreLikeReallyPretty
Coco, you are the reason why God Blessed America.
Yesterday, Kevin Federline’s gut went jiggling around LA.
Remember when KFat & Britney were both skinny & good-looking, still white-trashy though:
I truly LOVE this picture. Why? Because Coco’s “You caught me by surprise while I was squatting and checking out these big rims” face is too believable.
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