Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Are Over

After 6 years, a cougar was set free today. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have officially announced their divorce.

Demi said “as a woman, a mother and a wife, there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.”

Ashton tweeted:

Marriage is…fucking random girls when you get sick of fucking your cougar wife is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light. AK

Sorry Ashton, but you shouldn’t have shown your dick to Sara Leal in San Diego.

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