Noone Does Hawaii Quite Like Coco
God bless America, the beautiful state of Hawaii and Coco’s coconuts.
God bless America, the beautiful state of Hawaii and Coco’s coconuts.
Just like last year, the Kardashians have given us yet another classic Christmas card. I’m so sad that Kris Humphries had to be photoshopped out of it! Couldn’t they leave him in there just for memories?
Also, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant – but is she carrying the baby in her ass??? Where the hell did that come from?

Vanessa Bryant, who stood by her husband’s famous infidelity scandal in 2003 that SNL made an amazing skit about, filed for divorce citing cheating son of a bitch irreconcilable differences. Oh wait and there is no PRE-NUP, which makes Vanessa entitled to half of Kobe’s earnings during their 10-year marriage
A statement from the couple through a representative reads:
“The Bryants have resolved all issues incident to their divorce privately with the assistance of counsel and a judgment dissolving their marital status will be entered in 2012. We ask that in the interest of our young children and in light of the upcoming holiday season the public respect our privacy during this most difficult time.”
In other news, Kim Kardashian must be ecstatic and planning her next arranged marriage to Kobe.
Let’s hope there is an SNL follow up!
Longtime boyfriend and former agent Jason Trawick proposed to Brit while celebrating his 40th birthday.
The couple met in 2006 when Trawick began representing Spears while she was still married to Kevin Federline.
Happy Thong Thursday, everyone!
However, I must notify all you Thong Thursday worshippers about something that has been brought to my attention. Coco has competition!
Watch out, girl! I never knew there could ever be an ass bigger than yours, but in America – anything is possible.
In case you missed this video last week, enjoy the best of Coco’s Thong Thursday:
Demi Moore is refusing to change her @MrsKutcher Twitter name despite her recent split from Ashton.
Demi is clearly fed up with people asking why she’s not reverting back to her former name, insisting it doesn’t “matter,” but I think she should absolutely go ahead and change it. Here are a few options for ya:
@CougarOnTheProwl
@ILikeThemYoungandDumb
@MrKutcherIsStupid
@NoMoreKutch
@MrsDieHard
@IMissBrucesBaldHead