December, 2011

21
Dec 11

Noone Does Hawaii Quite Like Coco

God bless America, the beautiful state of Hawaii and Coco’s coconuts.

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Dec 11

The KKK (Kardashian Kristmas Kard) Minus Kris Humphries =(

Just like last year, the Kardashians have given us yet another classic Christmas card. I’m so sad that Kris Humphries had to be photoshopped out of it! Couldn’t they leave him in there just for memories?

Also, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant – but is she carrying the baby in her ass??? Where the hell did that come from?

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Dec 11

“Cause When She Leave Yo Ass…She Gon’ Leave with HALF!” – Kanye

Vanessa Bryant, who stood by her husband’s famous infidelity scandal in 2003 that SNL made an amazing skit about, filed for divorce citing cheating son of a bitch irreconcilable differences. Oh wait and there is no PRE-NUP, which makes Vanessa entitled to half of Kobe’s earnings during their 10-year marriage

A statement from the couple through a representative reads:

“The Bryants have resolved all issues incident to their divorce privately with the assistance of counsel and a judgment dissolving their marital status will be entered in 2012. We ask that in the interest of our young children and in light of the upcoming holiday season the public respect our privacy during this most difficult time.” 

In other news, Kim Kardashian must be ecstatic and planning her next arranged marriage to Kobe.

Let’s hope there is an SNL follow up!

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17
Dec 11

Jason Trawick Put a Ring On It

Longtime boyfriend and former agent Jason Trawick proposed to Brit while celebrating his 40th birthday.

The couple met in 2006 when Trawick began representing Spears while she was still married to Kevin Federline.

Congrats, Brit!

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15
Dec 11

Barbara Walters Thinks The Kardashians Are Fascinatingly Talentless

So the Kardashians landed a spot on Barbara Walters’ 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011.

Although this didn’t thrill too many people, Barbs held nothing back and grilled Kim about her sex tape and the rest of the family for being famous without any real “talent.”

The interview went something like this:

Barbara: Who is the most conceited
The Kardashians: Kim
Kim: I knew they were gonna say that

Barbara: Who is your Mom’s favorite?
The Kardashians: Kim
Kim: Me

Barbara: Why is the reason you are all famous?
The Kardashians: Kim
Kim:  Ray-J

Ok, she didn’t ask that last question but she did remind Kim that after her 2007 sex tape she shot up to fame.

Barbara: So was it a good thing to have done?
Kim: I have made mistakes in my life, for sure.

Mistake? What, mistake? Bitch, are you high? That was the smartest thing you ever did in your life that made you into a multi-millionaire! This is why I hate these bitches, because they sit there with a straight face and lie to us. At least have the balls, well in your case ass, to admit that you are thankful for that tape and you send Ray-J “Thank You” cards and chocolates on the anniversary of the sex tape release date every year! Come on!

Here is part of the video:

Barbara: You don’t really act; you don’t sing; you don’t dance, you don’t have any — forgive me — any talent!

Kim said that despite the lack of “talent” they’re “still entertaining” and it’s much harder than we think to do a reality show and “get people to fall in love with you for being you.”

If you’re wondering why Barbs did not grill Kim about her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries, it’s because the interview was taped in September and Kim filed for divorce in October. What a shame because I was really in the mood to hear some more bullshit and lies.


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Categories : Daily KKK update
15
Dec 11

Happy Thong Thursday!

Happy Thong Thursday, everyone!

However, I must notify all you Thong Thursday worshippers about something that has been brought to my attention. Coco has competition!

Watch out, girl! I never knew there could ever be an ass bigger than yours, but in America – anything is possible.

In case you missed this video last week, enjoy the best of Coco’s Thong Thursday:

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14
Dec 11

Demi Will NOT Be Changing Her Twitter Name So Stop Asking

Demi Moore is refusing to change her @MrsKutcher Twitter name despite her recent split from Ashton. 

Demi is clearly fed up with people asking why she’s not reverting back to her former name, insisting it doesn’t “matter,” but I think she should absolutely go ahead and change it. Here are a few options for ya:

@CougarOnTheProwl 

@ILikeThemYoungandDumb

@MrKutcherIsStupid

@NoMoreKutch

@MrsDieHard

@IMissBrucesBaldHead

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