Vanessa Bryant, who stood by her husband’s famous infidelity scandal in 2003 that SNL made an amazing skit about, filed for divorce citing
cheating son of a bitch irreconcilable differences. Oh wait and there is no PRE-NUP, which makes Vanessa entitled to half of Kobe’s earnings during their 10-year marriage
A statement from the couple through a representative reads:
“The Bryants have resolved all issues incident to their divorce privately with the assistance of counsel and a judgment dissolving their marital status will be entered in 2012. We ask that in the interest of our young children and in light of the upcoming holiday season the public respect our privacy during this most difficult time.”
In other news, Kim Kardashian must be ecstatic and planning her next arranged marriage to Kobe.
Let’s hope there is an SNL follow up!