This is What Sexy Looks Like

Hey, Macalay, this walrus called and he wants his beard back.

Yesterday, Macalay Culkin stepped out in NYC looking all sorts of meth-like. In case you are wondering, he’s 31 now.

Honestly, I’m not the least bit surprised he grew up to be a drug-addicted looking mess, what I am surprised at is how Mila Kunis used to hit that.

Somebody please explain.