But first let Kate fix her tit from falling out of a bikini top that’s 5 sizes too small for her. God Bless these photoshoot stylists.
Apparently this is a new dance move made “popular” by the Rej3ctz and Chris Brown. I mean, it’s no “Macarena” but watching Kate do the Cat Daddy during a photoshoot break with Terry Richardson makes me want to watch her do it all day long.
A special thanks to dirtbag Terry for making this video in slow motion for our viewing pleasure:
Who cares about the original Cat Daddy after that? But if you do…
While she was pregnant, Jessica Simpson ate everything in sight and just got rewarded $4,000,000 for it. Because according to UsMagazine, that’s exactly how much her new partnernship with WeightWatchers is worth as their new spokesperson. Now that’s a real business woman, ladies & gentlemen. Bravo, Jess! Well done.
There has been plenty of speculation that Jessica was shoving as much food as possible down her throat during the pregnancy because she already signed a multi-million dollar deal to lose the post-baby weight.
Is it just me, or does her baby also need to become a spokesperson for the WeightWatchers Babies department?
In an interview with People magazine, she said: “After you have your baby it’s like, ‘Oh my God, what happened to my body?’ This is not me! It would be nice to feel comfortable in a bikini but that’s not my goal. I just want to fit into jeans. It would be nice to feel comfortable in a bikini.”
Word. We also would like to see you in a bikini once again.
Once upon a time before he made it in Hollywood, Channing Tatum used to work as a stripper. Steven Soderbergh decided to direct a movie based on Channing’s experiences as a stripper when he was 19. This movie is called Magic Mike and it’s coming to a theatre near you on June 29th.
What’s the plot you may ask? Who cares?! The movie stars Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer,Matthew McConaughey and Cody Horn shirtless. That’s a great plot if you ask me.
To promote the upcoming flick, Channing and the boys appeared on Entertainment Weekly’s cover.
Apparently, Chris Rock convinced the True Blood werewolf to strip for Magic Mike.
Manganiello told Entertainment Weekly, “I was like, ‘Should I do it?’ And he’s like, ‘Ooh… male strippers, I don’t know.’ I was like, ‘If I do this movie, guys are gonna hate my guts.’ And Chris Rock is like, Motherf**ker, guys are gonna hate your guts anyway. Brad Pitt spent 15 years with his shirt off, he’s doing just fine. Who’s directing?’
“I go, ‘Soderbergh’, and he goes, ‘Who’s in it?’ and I go, ‘Channing, McConaughey…’ He goes, ‘Do the f**king movie!’”
Anyways, watch the trailer once, twice, or all day long. I won’t judge you.
Total Blackout is a new show on Syfy where contestants have to guess what “thing” they have touched in the dark…brilliant concept, right? I don’t know where the show’s casting directors are magically finding these wacked out contestants but so far I’m laughing my ass off.
For example, this female contestant only knew one type of animal – a worm.
This French lady called a hairbrush a “weird animal”
This guy thought rats were “moving furry balls” and something tells me he enjoyed touching them:
This guy must be allergic to chest hair:
This woman is DEAD ON about her guess:
and to think we would have never had this show had it not been for this Danish game show where one guy had to guess the smell by sniffing another guy’s butt in the dark: