June, 2012

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Jun 12

“Thongless Thursday” is NOT Approved.

Dear Coco,

just because its 99 degrees today in NYC does not mean you can skip out on Thong Thursday by  pulling down your jean shorts to reveal that you are in fact not wearing a thong and posting this “Thongless Thursday” trash.

We demand a do-over. Please go to your nearest Victoria’s Secret, purchase a thong, put it on and re-take this scenic photograph while you “admire the view from your room in Trump Soho NYC” in your damn thong!!! Thank you.

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Categories : Thong Thursdays
14
Jun 12

YOLO: Let’s Throw Bottles at Each Other and Trash the Club. Chris Brown VS Drake

HAHAHA, wanna see what happens after Chris Brown is welcomed at a club?

Before:

After:

Apparently all of this went down over the eternal quest for whose banana will end up in Rihanna. Drake or Chris Brown’s?

Chris Brown immediately started tweeting that Drake and his crew ran and hid in the bahtroom after throwing bottles at his table.

Twitter had a field day with #DrakeRanToTheBathroomBecause:

Chris Brown also tweeted a pic of his boo-boo:

awwwww…Chris Brown, please…let’s compare your boo-boo with what you did to Rihanna’s face, shall we?

You are making me and Rihanna laugh with this pic of your “injury.”

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Categories : Douchebags
13
Jun 12

Happy Birthday, Kat Dennings and Co.

Dear Kat Dennings’ magnificent rack,

although we can’t wish you a Happy Birthday in person, we will spend the whole day with happy thoughts of your natural, quadruple D’s (and this gif on our monitors). May you shake them till your 100′s.

Since it’s her bday and all, I think you will all agree with me that it’s only appropriate to see Kat on this special day in her birthday suit…and lucky for us, here are some NSFW leaked nudes:

here

here

also here

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Categories : Ladies of the Week , NSFW
11
Jun 12

If Xtina and Snooki Had a Love Child, This is What It Would Look Like

Lil’ Kim – what hast thou done with thyself?

Over the weekend, the 37 year-old Lil’ Unrecognizable Kim performed some of her hits from 10 years ago at the LA Pride Festival.

What the fuck, man?

Lil Kim is slowly morphing into the black version of Joycelyn Wildenstein aka the “Cat Woman.”

This is actually quiet upsetting. Lil Kim was as a bad bitch back in the Biggie & Diddy era. Now she’s just a scary bitch. Somebody save her before its too late…

Here’s someone’s vid from the festival:

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06
Jun 12

Amanda Bynes Tweets at Barack Obama. Bitch, Please.

Amanda Bynes is another winner who was arrested earlier this year for “accidentally” driving into a police car in West Hollywood and refusing to take a breathalyzer or a blood test at the scene.

The Hairspray star was hit with one count of misdemeanour DUI and could face a maximum of six months behind bars if convicted. Today she has pleaded not guilty and a pretrial court date has been set for July 18th.

Amanda doesn’t have time for this bullshit and false allegations since she doesn’t even drink. So she decided to take justice into her own hands by tweeting the Pres, because you know he’s just chilling aboard the Air Force One and checking the tweets on his blackberry to see if he can help resolve any celebrity stupidity crimes. What War on Terror?

Dear Amanda Bynes,

President Barack Obama, like God, is too busy to get you out of trouble.

Just admit it, you hit up Barack cause you want some more chocolate.

You are seriously better off hitting up Hillary to get you out of this one, girl.

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Categories : Douchebags
05
Jun 12

Bruce Willis’ Daughter Is a Fucking Dumb Ass

Dear Scout Willis,

you just took shit to the next level. The 20 year old offspring of the sexiest bald head in Hollywood, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore was arrested in Union Square after getting busted for walking around with an open can of beer (classy) and showing an NYC police officer a fake ID. HAHAHA. Really, Scout? Even Lindsay Lohan wouldn’t have done something as dumb as this. Lohan would have pulled every excuse out of her cokey nose trying to convince the cop that the can of beer wasn’t hers and she was simply holding it for a bum while he took a leak in the bushes. But showing a cop a fake ID is a bold move, Scout. 

YouKnowYouCare & the President applaud you.

Turns out Scout handed the officer a New York ID card with the name Katherine Kelly on it, but she clearly underestimated the intelligence of the motherfucking NYPD after the officer didn’t fall for it. Scout had to confess her real name and age and handed over her California ID. She was cited for misdemeanour criminal impersonation and open container law violation, taken into custody and released without bail early on Tuesday morning. This chick is either a moron or has got some balls for trying to fuck with the law! We like your style, Scout and look forward to many more shenanigans of yours to blog about so don’t you go getting your act together any time soon.

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Categories : Douchebags
04
Jun 12

In Case (Like Me) You Forgot That The 2012 MTV Movie Awards Still Exist, Here Is The Only Moment That Is Worth Seeing Over And Over And Over…

Joe Manganiello in character as Big Dick Richie promoting his upcoming movie Magic Mike and making his co-stars Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum compeltly irrelevant.

Can we all sign a petition somewhere that no Hollywood director is allowed to hire Joe Manganiello unless he plays the role of Big Dick Richie? I think every movie and every one should have a Big Dick Richie in them.

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