I know that we are all impatiently awaiting tomorrow’s Thong Thursday, just one more day people until Coco’s ass will take over your computer screens in all of its photogenic glory.
Because I also find myself in withdrawal until tomorrow’s dose, I keep checking Coco’s twitter page to see if she’s left any goodies there for us and my, oh my, has she! Coco has blessed us with pictures of her Katy Perry Halloween costume:
Blue wig - check Cupcake bra - check Camel-toe – WTF? and because a picture would not be considered a picture in Coco’s world unless Coco’s ass was in it, here is Coco proudly showing off the back of her Katy Perry outfit:
As many of you may have noticed by now, I’m more of an ass-woman (Exhibit A: Shrine to Coco’s ass; Exhibit B: Elisabetta Canalis’ Nice Buns). However, I gotta give credit where credit is due and this past Sunday’s episode of one of my favorite shows - How to Make in America has definitely made me a fan of Lake’s two Bells.
Lake Bell’s character, Rachel got high and slept with Kid Cudi, conveniently for us waking up in the bed, shirtless.
To see Lake’s breasts in their full glory, watch the video below. No need to be shy watching this at work, you have my guarantee that your boss will like it too.
Everybody knows my obsession with Coco’s ass, but move over derriere “au naturale” de Coco because there is a new ass in town! Let’s talk about George Clooney’s ex, Elisabetta Canalis and her badonkadonk.
When her two-year romance with Clooney expired in June, Elisabetta packed her shit and transported these perfect Euro buns to Los Angeles to compete on the new season of Dancing With the Stars.
In an interview with Italy’s Chi magazine, Canalis explains that she’s still going through “a difficult time,” more than two months after the break up with Clooney.
”At the end of the day I have always seen the end of my relationships as a personal failure. There is nothing ever pretty in saying goodbye. The end of a relationship is complicated. I went to the United States, because at the moment I could no longer face the world. Watching my life being dissected was not easy for me.Here in Los Angeles I have found serenity. I’ve also found work. It was a difficult time for me, but you have to get on with things.”
George Clooney, you are a fool.
Well since you’ve already seen her ass, it’s only fair that I show you some boob as well so here is a video of Elisabetta going nude for PETA:
The two-hour season premiere of Dancing With the Stars will air on Monday, September 19th. Here is Elisabetta practicing with her parter Val Chmerkovskiy, yes he’s Maksim’s brother.
King Magazine aka The Illiest Men’s Magazine Ever (no I didn’t make this up, couldn’t if i tried) put Nicki Minaj on the cover. While it is definitely nice to see Nicki in her underwear, where the hell is that sextape????
My new favorite day of the week has officially become Thursday. Every week, I anxiously await for Thursday and religiously refresh Coco’s twitter until she posts a “Thong Thursday” picture. This week Coco didn’t disappoint as she paid homage to the great Fred Astaire and posed in “Fred Astaire” style with a black top hat, a cane and the most vital piece of his outfit – a black thong. I actually don’t doubt that underneath his suit, Mr. Astaire ALWAYS wore a black thong for good luck.
God Bless America, Coco you make the US of A a better place.
My favorite Colombian export after coffee, Sofia Vergara was on the David Letterman show to speak about Christmas traditions in her native country. The conversation was all about boozing, eating, fighting and then, all of a sudden her boobs decided to chime in and ruin the mood with talk of people suffering in Columbia. Apparently the Columbians are having a disastrous winter that more than two million citizens have been impacted by. About 279 have been killed and three hundred homes have been lost in the massive landslides and flooding. Vergara’s boobs are hoping to raise awareness and money because their country needs $6 billion to repair damages. So please stop thinking about yourself and go to SofiaVergara.com and make a donation.