Blame it on the Goose

11
Jun 12

If Xtina and Snooki Had a Love Child, This is What It Would Look Like

Lil’ Kim – what hast thou done with thyself?

Over the weekend, the 37 year-old Lil’ Unrecognizable Kim performed some of her hits from 10 years ago at the LA Pride Festival.

What the fuck, man?

Lil Kim is slowly morphing into the black version of Joycelyn Wildenstein aka the “Cat Woman.”

This is actually quiet upsetting. Lil Kim was as a bad bitch back in the Biggie & Diddy era. Now she’s just a scary bitch. Somebody save her before its too late…

Here’s someone’s vid from the festival:

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09
Feb 12

This is What Sexy Looks Like

Hey, Macalay, this walrus called and he wants his beard back.

Yesterday, Macalay Culkin stepped out in NYC looking all sorts of meth-like. In case you are wondering, he’s 31 now.

Honestly, I’m not the least bit surprised he grew up to be a drug-addicted looking mess, what I am surprised at is how Mila Kunis used to hit that.

Somebody please explain.

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27
Jan 12

Kim Richards “Admits” the Obvious

Kim Richards has finally and openly blamed it on the Goose.

I’m sorry but you can’t call it admitting when everybody already knew and saw you cracked out of your mind on our television screens on a weekly basis.

Paris Hilton’s aunt revealed the big shocker to Bravo’s Andy Cohen. Ugh, Bravo for stating the obvious, I guess…

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05
Dec 11

I Guess Brandi Was Right…Somebody is a Crackhead

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ crackhead and Paris Hilton’s aunt,  Kim Richards has entered rehab after denying she has a problem.

Everybody and their mom, including Kim’s sister and co-star Kyle Richards (who called her an alcoholic on the show) has known she is a crackhead.

It’s about DAMN time she checked into rehab.

I hope Dr. Drew is on the phone as I type this to try and get her on Celebrity Rehab.

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31
Oct 11

Happy Halloween from Jessica Simpson and Her Womb!

Jessica Simpson is going to be a MUMMY? Get it??????? Of course you don’t because Jessica looks more like a deranged patient who escaped from a mental institution than a mummy.

With these pictures posted on her piece of a shit official site, Jessica Simpson decided to put all the recent pregnancy “rumors” to rest.


WHAT THE FUCK?

Remember when Jessica Simpson was un-pregnant and hot?

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02
Aug 11

Guess Which One of These Sober Faces Got a DUI

Lindsay Lohan’s ex-muff diver, Sam Ronson was arrested for DUI in California on Monday morning.

According to TMZ, the booking sheet lists Ronson as at 5’7, 102 pounds and 33-year-old. 5’7. Are we sure it was Sam who was drunk and not the cops who booked her? Bitch looks more like a 5’3, 92 pound, malnourished 15 year old.

Ronson was pulled over for speeding while driving home to LA from a gig at Lavo in the Palazzo hotel in Vegas. She failed a sobriety test and refused to submit to a breathalyzer. Reason? It’s obviously against her religion to blow anything or anybody.

After she was arrested, she tested over the legal limit for alcohol at the Baker substation.

UPDATE: here is Samron’s sexy mugshot:

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