What does one wear on a tour of neighborhoods in Queens? A pair of Jordans, naturally.
Kim K’s attempt at looking ghetto-chic while rocking leather pants and a pair of Jordans, a la Kanye West, should not be repeated ever, again.
I haven’t seen someone try to fit in so hard since Michael Jackson dipped himself in bleach, oh wait…too soon?
What’s next, KK? Cornrows?
Oh wait..you already did that for your never released music video with your bf, Kanye:
Oh look, here is a sight we are all used to seeing, Kim Kardashian with her mouth wide open around balls:
This is too much for my mind to process on a Monday. I honestly don’t know what’s worse, Kim K rocking Jordans to play basketball in Queens or her half-sister Khloe “playing” in 6 inch Louboutins.
Kim, Kourtney and their half-sister Khloe want you to buy more shit from their Kardashian Kollection at Sears. The fame whores posed topless for their denim shoot.
Kim wrote on her website that the girls decided to go “natural” for the shoot.
As Bill Maher says: “NEW RULE” – if the Kardashians are going to use the word “natural” to describe anything their family does, then the Webster dictionary MUST update their definition of “normal.”
I swear, I wasn’t even thinking of starting 2012 off with a post about Kim Kardashian. But, she just makes it SO damn easy! I just couldn’t resist!
Basically, this idiot picked up her blackberry, speed dialed some paparazzi and made sure they photographed her as she “ran errands” and popped into a Pinkberry store in Studio City, Cali yesterday.
Notice the comfortable choice of Christian Louboutin thigh high boots to go into Pinkberry, oh right, I keep forgetting that was just a quick stop during her busy day of farting around ”errands.”
Anyways, here are some entertaining pix of Kim with various things in her mouth:
Remember, when Kim Kardashianopened wide for a black microphone (probably thinking it was something else) at Hot 97 a year ago?
Just like last year, the Kardashians have given us yet another classic Christmas card. I’m so sad that Kris Humphries had to be photoshopped out of it! Couldn’t they leave him in there just for memories?
Also, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant – but is she carrying the baby in her ass??? Where the hell did that come from?
So the Kardashians landed a spot on Barbara Walters’ 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011.
Although this didn’t thrill too many people, Barbs held nothing back and grilled Kim about her sex tape and the rest of the family for being famous without any real “talent.”
The interview went something like this:
Barbara: Who is the most conceited The Kardashians: Kim Kim: I knew they were gonna say that
Barbara: Who is your Mom’s favorite? The Kardashians: Kim Kim: Me
Barbara: Why is the reason you are all famous? The Kardashians: Kim Kim: Ray-J
Ok, she didn’t ask that last question but she did remind Kim that after her 2007 sex tape she shot up to fame.
Barbara: So was it a good thing to have done? Kim: I have made mistakes in my life, for sure.
Mistake? What, mistake? Bitch, are you high? That was the smartest thing you ever did in your life that made you into a multi-millionaire! This is why I hate these bitches, because they sit there with a straight face and lie to us. At least have the balls, well in your case ass, to admit that you are thankful for that tape and you send Ray-J “Thank You” cards and chocolates on the anniversary of the sex tape release date every year! Come on!
Here is part of the video:
Barbara: You don’t really act; you don’t sing; you don’t dance, you don’t have any — forgive me — any talent!
Kim said that despite the lack of “talent” they’re “still entertaining” and it’s much harder than we think to do a reality show and “get people to fall in love with you for being you.”
If you’re wondering why Barbs did not grill Kim about her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries, it’s because the interview was taped in September and Kim filed for divorce in October. What a shame because I was really in the mood to hear some more bullshit and lies.