Makeover

19
Jan 11

Christian Bale Explains Looking Like Jesus


Christian Bale has been sporting his Jesus Halloween costume lately and had me 100% convinced that this was for some new role about Jesus. Unfortunately, Christian is not shooting any movie in which he plays a sexy Jesus but instead explains that he’s just too damn lazy to cut his hair and/or shave.

“This is unemployment, this is all this is. I haven’t worked since The Fighter, and it’s nice to just not bother cutting your hair. When you’re in a job that everything always has to be, you know, worked out for a character, I just sort of let it all hang out, but it’s unemployment, that’s all it is.”

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27
Dec 10

Lil Kim’s Face Is Looking Fergie-ish/La Toya-ish Jackson

It all began with Lil Kim’s eyebrow, then she paraded around in a wife beater tucked in her bra showing off her fucked up tummy lipo, and now girlfriend has completed her look with a new face inspired by Fergie & La Toya Jackson. Now would be a good time to stop before she turns herself into Lady Jocelyn Wildenstein.

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24
Dec 10

Kat Deluna Visited LiL Kim’s Plastic Surgeon Before Her Music Video

Kat Deluna was on the set of her new music video for ‘”Dancing Tonight” and showed off an early Xmas gift from Santa – a brand new botched tummy tuck ala Lil Kim style.

The beginning of the song actually sounds a lot like something from Enrique Iglesias’ recent “Fist Pumping” repertoire, but you be the judge:

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Categories : Makeover , Music
20
Dec 10

Granny Gaga

What in the Granny hell is Lady Gaga doing to herself? While I obsess and plan my yearly Halloween costumes around Gaga’s usual choices of Naughty Nun, Yellow Wig, and Bloodied Leather Leotard outfits, this is one look that I’m going to permanently erase from my and my browser’s memory.

While millions of women spend top-dollar on plastic surgery & hair coloring to maintain their youthful look, Lady Gaga decided to do the opposite and look like an 80 year old, frail woman that needs support walking around. I bet her grandma was pissed when she woke up bald, naked and boobless because Gaga decided to borrow her natural gray hair, white nightgown and saggy boobs to stroll around Paris this weekend.

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Categories : Fashionable Fail , Makeover
10
Dec 10

Nick Cannon is looking weird these days…

This week Mariah’s Carey’s son, Nick visited the ladies of the View and finally revealed who his baby daddy is. Drumrollllll…(no pun intended)……it’s Montel Williams.

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30
Nov 10

Julia Roberts will always be Vivian from Pretty Woman to me

Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) paid Vivan $3000 to spend an entire week with him as his personal live barbie doll while he bathed, cleaned and played dress up with her, which is totally responsible for the plots of today’s top reality TV shows such as: Exteme Makeover, Project Runway, Intervention & Celebrity Rehab.

Well, now that Vivan is cured from being a prostitute and a sex addict and is all cleaned up, an Italian coffee brand – Lavazza made Vivian an offer she couldn’t resist, a whopping $1.5 million for 45 seconds! Beat that Edward Lewis!

For 45 seconds, Vivian stood in her nightgown without the blond hooker wig, smiled and sipped coffee out of a tiny cup while 3 horny Italian men tried to convince her to have a 4-some with them. She kindly denied their offer and still got paid $1.5 million dollars.

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17
Nov 10

Kelly Osbourne promised God if he made her 110 pounds, she’d throw out the Vicodin (for now)

After losing 50 pounds, Kelly looks nice and healthy on the cover of the December issue of Shape magazine. Kelly opened up about her drug addiction, which she blamed on the fat jokes the media scrutinized her with throughout her life in the spotlight.

Kelly said: “I was so angry about the things people said about me. I truly believe it’s the main reason I turned to Vicodin and ended up in rehab three times. I just hated myself.”

Right, I’m sure her drug addiction had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that her dad, Ozzy Osbourne was a complete junkie. It’s not genetics, it’s the media.

But good for you, Kelly!

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