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11
Jun 12

If Xtina and Snooki Had a Love Child, This is What It Would Look Like

Lil’ Kim – what hast thou done with thyself?

Over the weekend, the 37 year-old Lil’ Unrecognizable Kim performed some of her hits from 10 years ago at the LA Pride Festival.

What the fuck, man?

Lil Kim is slowly morphing into the black version of Joycelyn Wildenstein aka the “Cat Woman.”

This is actually quiet upsetting. Lil Kim was as a bad bitch back in the Biggie & Diddy era. Now she’s just a scary bitch. Somebody save her before its too late…

Here’s someone’s vid from the festival:

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25
May 12

Dear Kristen Stewart, Thank You For Finally Looking Like a Movie Star

Kristen Stewart who usually looks and dresses like she lives under a bridge has finally got it right in Cannes.

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19
Jan 11

Christian Bale Explains Looking Like Jesus


Christian Bale has been sporting his Jesus Halloween costume lately and had me 100% convinced that this was for some new role about Jesus. Unfortunately, Christian is not shooting any movie in which he plays a sexy Jesus but instead explains that he’s just too damn lazy to cut his hair and/or shave.

“This is unemployment, this is all this is. I haven’t worked since The Fighter, and it’s nice to just not bother cutting your hair. When you’re in a job that everything always has to be, you know, worked out for a character, I just sort of let it all hang out, but it’s unemployment, that’s all it is.”

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27
Dec 10

Lil Kim’s Face Is Looking Fergie-ish/La Toya-ish Jackson

It all began with Lil Kim’s eyebrow, then she paraded around in a wife beater tucked in her bra showing off her fucked up tummy lipo, and now girlfriend has completed her look with a new face inspired by Fergie & La Toya Jackson. Now would be a good time to stop before she turns herself into Lady Jocelyn Wildenstein.

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24
Dec 10

Kat Deluna Visited LiL Kim’s Plastic Surgeon Before Her Music Video

Kat Deluna was on the set of her new music video for ‘”Dancing Tonight” and showed off an early Xmas gift from Santa – a brand new botched tummy tuck ala Lil Kim style.

The beginning of the song actually sounds a lot like something from Enrique Iglesias’ recent “Fist Pumping” repertoire, but you be the judge:

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Categories : Makeover , Music
20
Dec 10

Granny Gaga

What in the Granny hell is Lady Gaga doing to herself? While I obsess and plan my yearly Halloween costumes around Gaga’s usual choices of Naughty Nun, Yellow Wig, and Bloodied Leather Leotard outfits, this is one look that I’m going to permanently erase from my and my browser’s memory.

While millions of women spend top-dollar on plastic surgery & hair coloring to maintain their youthful look, Lady Gaga decided to do the opposite and look like an 80 year old, frail woman that needs support walking around. I bet her grandma was pissed when she woke up bald, naked and boobless because Gaga decided to borrow her natural gray hair, white nightgown and saggy boobs to stroll around Paris this weekend.

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Categories : Fashionable Fail , Makeover
10
Dec 10

Nick Cannon is looking weird these days…

This week Mariah’s Carey’s son, Nick visited the ladies of the View and finally revealed who his baby daddy is. Drumrollllll…(no pun intended)……it’s Montel Williams.

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