Douchebags

14
Jun 12

YOLO: Let’s Throw Bottles at Each Other and Trash the Club. Chris Brown VS Drake

HAHAHA, wanna see what happens after Chris Brown is welcomed at a club?

Before:

After:

Apparently all of this went down over the eternal quest for whose banana will end up in Rihanna. Drake or Chris Brown’s?

Chris Brown immediately started tweeting that Drake and his crew ran and hid in the bahtroom after throwing bottles at his table.

Twitter had a field day with #DrakeRanToTheBathroomBecause:

Chris Brown also tweeted a pic of his boo-boo:

awwwww…Chris Brown, please…let’s compare your boo-boo with what you did to Rihanna’s face, shall we?

You are making me and Rihanna laugh with this pic of your “injury.”

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06
Jun 12

Amanda Bynes Tweets at Barack Obama. Bitch, Please.

Amanda Bynes is another winner who was arrested earlier this year for “accidentally” driving into a police car in West Hollywood and refusing to take a breathalyzer or a blood test at the scene.

The Hairspray star was hit with one count of misdemeanour DUI and could face a maximum of six months behind bars if convicted. Today she has pleaded not guilty and a pretrial court date has been set for July 18th.

Amanda doesn’t have time for this bullshit and false allegations since she doesn’t even drink. So she decided to take justice into her own hands by tweeting the Pres, because you know he’s just chilling aboard the Air Force One and checking the tweets on his blackberry to see if he can help resolve any celebrity stupidity crimes. What War on Terror?

Dear Amanda Bynes,

President Barack Obama, like God, is too busy to get you out of trouble.

Just admit it, you hit up Barack cause you want some more chocolate.

You are seriously better off hitting up Hillary to get you out of this one, girl.

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05
Jun 12

Bruce Willis’ Daughter Is a Fucking Dumb Ass

Dear Scout Willis,

you just took shit to the next level. The 20 year old offspring of the sexiest bald head in Hollywood, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore was arrested in Union Square after getting busted for walking around with an open can of beer (classy) and showing an NYC police officer a fake ID. HAHAHA. Really, Scout? Even Lindsay Lohan wouldn’t have done something as dumb as this. Lohan would have pulled every excuse out of her cokey nose trying to convince the cop that the can of beer wasn’t hers and she was simply holding it for a bum while he took a leak in the bushes. But showing a cop a fake ID is a bold move, Scout. 

YouKnowYouCare & the President applaud you.

Turns out Scout handed the officer a New York ID card with the name Katherine Kelly on it, but she clearly underestimated the intelligence of the motherfucking NYPD after the officer didn’t fall for it. Scout had to confess her real name and age and handed over her California ID. She was cited for misdemeanour criminal impersonation and open container law violation, taken into custody and released without bail early on Tuesday morning. This chick is either a moron or has got some balls for trying to fuck with the law! We like your style, Scout and look forward to many more shenanigans of yours to blog about so don’t you go getting your act together any time soon.

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24
May 12

Blow Me, Maybe?

This AWFUL song with 74 MILLION views was totally worth the inspired picture below:

I had to make one for Kim K…too easy

 

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15
May 12

Guess Who Donald Trump’s Toupee Is Fighting With on Twitter

I love how The Donald uses his Twitter account to bully celebrities who use freedom of speech and happen to disagree with his personal opinions & beliefs.

Apparently after Cher called U.S. presidential hopeful Mitt Romney ”racist” and “homophobic,” Trump began tweeting at her and told Fox News:

Dear Donald, don’t be hating on Cher cause she’s got better hair than you.

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19
Dec 11

The KKK (Kardashian Kristmas Kard) Minus Kris Humphries =(

Just like last year, the Kardashians have given us yet another classic Christmas card. I’m so sad that Kris Humphries had to be photoshopped out of it! Couldn’t they leave him in there just for memories?

Also, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant – but is she carrying the baby in her ass??? Where the hell did that come from?

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09
Dec 11

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Spread Leaked

About a month ago, it was reported that Hugh Hefner wasn’t pleased with the initial photos of Lindsay Lohan and wanted to re-shoot her Playboy spread. Well now we know why, here is what the initial cover looked like:

I kid, I kid…but if you are in an NSFW kind of mood at your desk today then head over to:

here

here

also here

and here for the leaked nude shots that Robert Katrikh found!

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