In the most important celebrity news of the year, Kristen Stewart cheated on her boyfriend Robert Pattinson, with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders…wait for it…who is married with two kids. Slam dunk.
According to People.com, Kristen released this public apology statement to Rob:
“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry,”
or in other words:
Sorry Rob but we don’t really feel sorry for you. You still got your billions and you could always do better than this bitch.
Kristen, do you have anything to say about these pictures?
Rob, how does seeing these pictures of your girlfriend hugging and kissing another man make you feel?
UPDATE: Rupert Sanders has just released his own version of “I’m sorry, please don’t leave me” apology to his wife and kids:
“I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.”
Awwwwwwww. Rupert, I’m sure you had images of your beautiful wife and heavenly children in the back of your mind while shoving your tongue down Kristen’s throat.