Fashionable Fail

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May 12

Fashionable Fail: Lebron James and His Jeggings

Over the weekend, LeBron James accepted his third NBA Most Valuable Player trophy wearing blue leggings he borrowed from his fiancée.

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09
May 12

Christina Aguilera Wore a Studded Diaper

On last night’s finale of The Voice, the real winner was Christina Aguilera’s studded diaper.

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08
May 12

Dear Sir, But Those Shoes Don’t Match Your Drawers Under That See Through Dress…Or Do They?

Here is Marc Jacobs and boyfriend at the Met Gala last night…

But who wore it better, Marc or Beyonce?

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30
Apr 12

Don’t Be Fooled by the Rocks That She’s Got, She’s Just, She’s Just Kimmy from the Block

What does one wear on a tour of neighborhoods in Queens? A pair of Jordans, naturally.

Kim K’s attempt at looking ghetto-chic while rocking leather pants and a pair of Jordans, a la Kanye West, should not be repeated ever, again.

I haven’t seen someone try to fit in so hard since Michael Jackson dipped himself in bleach, oh wait…too soon?

What’s next, KK? Cornrows?

Oh wait..you already did that for your never released music video with your bf, Kanye:

Oh look, here is a sight we are all used to seeing, Kim Kardashian with her mouth wide open around balls:

This is too much for my mind to process on a Monday. I honestly don’t know what’s worse, Kim K rocking Jordans to play basketball in Queens or her half-sister Khloe “playing” in 6 inch Louboutins.

 

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12
Mar 12

Who Said We Have to Wait Until the SuperBowl to See Some Damn Nipples!!???

Himy name is (What?) my name is (Who?) My name is Slim Shady Attention Whore. 

It’s officially spring time in NYC, thanks to Rihanna who wore this sheer mesh top out to dinner at Da Silvano in Soho. Everybody put on your sheer tops and let your nipples get some fresh spring air and Vitamin D! Happy Spring!

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02
Mar 12

A Fashionable Fail Courtesy of Adrienne Bailon (NSFW)

If you’re a fading “star” and want your name back on the blogs, you have options:

  1. Make a sex tape

  2. Don’t wear any underwear and step out of the car ala Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton

  3. Don’t wear any underwear and pose on the red carpet in a sheer dress

Adrienne Bailon went with option #3 when she exposed herself on the red carpet at Mariah Carey’s comeback concert in NYC on Thursday. Adrienne saw Angelina’s pale leg from the Oscars, and raised it a semi-hairy vagina. Good move.

Stunning.

Can we blame her though? The girl used to date Rob Kardashian so that’s what we get after the Kardashians sisters rubbed their classiness onto her.

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23
Nov 11

I Don’t Know What’s Bigger…Xtina or Her Voice

There is no denying that Xtina has always had big voice, but now there is also no denying that Xtina has gone beyond being “curvy.” At the AMAs, during Adam Levine’s ear-bleeding performance of “Moves like Jagger,” Xtina and her gut, who clearly don’t believe that “black is slimming” came out in a shimmery, tight white dress. I’ll be nice so I won’t even comment on the hair.

If you have no mercy for your eyes and ears, go ahead and watch the video of Adam (who ironically enough is a judge on a show called the Voice) singing off-key and Xtina looking a hot mess.

Remember when Xtina looked like this? Actually I don’t even know which look is worse/better…


BEFORE AND AFTER:

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