Fashionable Fail

16
Jul 12

Wanna See a 53 Year Old Granny Shake Her Tits?

Madonna released a boring music video for a boring song called “Turn Up The Radio.” Sorry, Madge but it’s more like “Turn Off The Radio” and “Turn Off The Music Video.”

If you enjoy music videos with no plot where grannies put on their best Victoria’s Secret push-up bra and shake their tits for the duration of 5 minutes, then watch below:

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14
May 12

Fashionable Fail: Lebron James and His Jeggings

Over the weekend, LeBron James accepted his third NBA Most Valuable Player trophy wearing blue leggings he borrowed from his fiancée.

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09
May 12

Christina Aguilera Wore a Studded Diaper

On last night’s finale of The Voice, the real winner was Christina Aguilera’s studded diaper.

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08
May 12

Dear Sir, But Those Shoes Don’t Match Your Drawers Under That See Through Dress…Or Do They?

Here is Marc Jacobs and boyfriend at the Met Gala last night…

But who wore it better, Marc or Beyonce?

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30
Apr 12

Don’t Be Fooled by the Rocks That She’s Got, She’s Just, She’s Just Kimmy from the Block

What does one wear on a tour of neighborhoods in Queens? A pair of Jordans, naturally.

Kim K’s attempt at looking ghetto-chic while rocking leather pants and a pair of Jordans, a la Kanye West, should not be repeated ever, again.

I haven’t seen someone try to fit in so hard since Michael Jackson dipped himself in bleach, oh wait…too soon?

What’s next, KK? Cornrows?

Oh wait..you already did that for your never released music video with your bf, Kanye:

Oh look, here is a sight we are all used to seeing, Kim Kardashian with her mouth wide open around balls:

This is too much for my mind to process on a Monday. I honestly don’t know what’s worse, Kim K rocking Jordans to play basketball in Queens or her half-sister Khloe “playing” in 6 inch Louboutins.

 

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12
Mar 12

Who Said We Have to Wait Until the SuperBowl to See Some Damn Nipples!!???

Himy name is (What?) my name is (Who?) My name is Slim Shady Attention Whore. 

It’s officially spring time in NYC, thanks to Rihanna who wore this sheer mesh top out to dinner at Da Silvano in Soho. Everybody put on your sheer tops and let your nipples get some fresh spring air and Vitamin D! Happy Spring!

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02
Mar 12

A Fashionable Fail Courtesy of Adrienne Bailon (NSFW)

If you’re a fading “star” and want your name back on the blogs, you have options:

  1. Make a sex tape

  2. Don’t wear any underwear and step out of the car ala Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton

  3. Don’t wear any underwear and pose on the red carpet in a sheer dress

Adrienne Bailon went with option #3 when she exposed herself on the red carpet at Mariah Carey’s comeback concert in NYC on Thursday. Adrienne saw Angelina’s pale leg from the Oscars, and raised it a semi-hairy vagina. Good move.

Stunning.

Can we blame her though? The girl used to date Rob Kardashian so that’s what we get after the Kardashians sisters rubbed their classiness onto her.

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Categories : Fashionable Fail , NSFW