Glorious News

12
Dec 11

Titanic Coming at You in 3D

James Cameron is planing to release Titanic in 3D next year to mark the 100th anniversary of the ship’s fatal voyage. After watching the newly edited 3D scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio was apparently blown away by the film and amazed by how young he looks in the movie.

Producer Jon Landau recalls, “Leo, who was 20 when he shot the film, was at first very verbal when he saw the 3D version. He kept saying, ‘I don’t look like that anymore,’ but then he became absorbed into the film as if he’s seeing it for the first time.”

Landau also reveals the painstaking process of converting to 3D took Cameron and his effects staff 60 weeks, telling the Hollywood Reporter, “We’re treating each shot as a special effect shot. Our team and Jim Cameron are looking at it in a frame-by-frame basis… to use 3D to enhance the storytelling and to enhance the audience experience in the theatre.”

Titanic won 11 Academy Awards in 1998 and was the highest-grossing film ever until it was dethroned by Cameron’s sci-fi epic Avatar.

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13
Oct 11

Sorry, but John McClane Will Never Die

GLORIOUS NEWS: Tom Rothman, co-chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Fox Filmed Entertainment, announced this morning that the Die Hard franchise will begin shooting its fifth installment titled “When the fuck is John McClane Gonna Die Already?” Just kidding, it’s actually titled: “A Good Day to Die Hard.”  (Insert your ”Bruce Willis is hard” joke here)

Now, since I’ve been blessed with the dirtiest mind of them all, this title has immediately embedded a fabulous image in my head of Bruce Willis killing off terrorists with an erection.

Here are the details that were revealed about the movie:

  • Shooting begins in January 2012
  • The sequel will be released on February 14th, 2013 (on Valentine’s Day, naturally so in case you don’t have a date, Brucey will be waiting for you at the movie theatre, hard.)
  • The story is set in Russia (of course, if it’s not America, it must be in Russia) and begins with John McClane heading to Moscow to sweet talk some cops into letting his apparently-wayward son out of jail for something he did, but when he gets there, things surrounding his son’s arrest are not as they appear and world-threatening terrorist hijinks ensue.
  • McClane, Jr. has yet to be cast (Let’s just hope it’s not Shia LeBeouf)
  • They still don’t know if it will be rated PG-13 or R. (ugh…it has to be Rated R!)

Maybe Christina Hendricks can play a sexy Russian spy.

I know, you will never look at her boobs the same ever again…

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28
Aug 11

Beyonce is Having a Destiny’s Child

It’s official. Beyonce is with child.

Beyonce arrived to the VMAs and showed off her baby bump. Congratulations to Bey and Jay. I can’t wait to see what their child looks like because the picture below is going to give me nightmares tonight.

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26
Aug 11

My Birthday Came Early This Year…Derek Jeter is Single

GLORIOUS NEWS: Derek Jeter is single yet again. High Five!

“I want to thank the Good Lord for making Derek Jeter a single Yankee.”

Sorry Minka, you might have to caress your own breasts on some lonely nights but i’m sure you’ll end up ok.

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24
Aug 11

How Many Things Can You Find Wrong With This Picture?

I seriously don’t know what bothers me more about this picture:

Kris Humphries grabbing Kim’s crapper that brought her and now him fame. CLASSY.

Serena Williams dancing with a man-child.

or the fact that Brody Jenner is still dating Avril Lavinge.

OH and everybody can start jumping from joy now because the cover of People magazine has finally been unveiled:

  • In other KKK news, KimKsuperstar.com, which TMZ tells us is the “official” website for Kim’s sex tape, received 2 million visitors over wedding weekend, a big boost from the 300,000 unique visitors it typically sees in a month. Oddly, it reports that Ireland was No. 1 in terms of searches for “Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.”
  • Mr. Kim Kardashian has a nickname … and it isn’t Pookie. The New York Post reports that Humphries’ friends have taken to calling him “Kate Middleton” since he “married into royalty.”

via Newser

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29
Mar 11

James Franco Will Teach You How to Get High, Make a Movie and Win an Oscar for It

Hide yo kids, Hide yo kids’ wives because James Franco will be teaching a class as a graduate film teacher at NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts. That’s right, all the pot smoking finally paid off and James Franco will teach a third year course on directing and adapting poetry into short films. If Franco’s teaching style is anything like his hosting skills at the Oscars, then the students are in for a special class with a professor like every other college professor – dull & boring.

The chair of the graduate film programme, John Tintori, believes that Franco has all the qualities needed to be a great professor.


Tintori told the New York Post, ”He’s here to teach because he really knows something about directing that he can share with our students. He’s incredibly prolific, and that comes from a real work ethic – and that’s another thing to impart to our students.”

Apparently only 12 students will be able to register for this intimate class. Fucking lucky bastards.

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14
Mar 11

It’s T-Shirt TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

GLORIOUS NEWS: Charlie Sheen has just created the official uniform for the American population by launching a line of his own tshirts! Hallelujah! Now when we wake up in the morning, we no longer have to get an immediate headache thinking about what to wear while staring inside our closets hoping to see something new in there.

Sheen’s Korner Official Store now sells 8 different shirts for $19.95 each. So head over to http://charliesheen.fanfire.com/ and order your Tiger Blood tshirt now!

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Picture 1 of 8

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