God Bless America

04
Jun 12

In Case (Like Me) You Forgot That The 2012 MTV Movie Awards Still Exist, Here Is The Only Moment That Is Worth Seeing Over And Over And Over…

Joe Manganiello in character as Big Dick Richie promoting his upcoming movie Magic Mike and making his co-stars Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum compeltly irrelevant.

Can we all sign a petition somewhere that no Hollywood director is allowed to hire Joe Manganiello unless he plays the role of Big Dick Richie? I think every movie and every one should have a Big Dick Richie in them.

Get More: MTV Shows

Comments : No comments
31
May 12

Apparently There is a New Dance Move Called the Cat Daddy. Allow Kate Upton to Demonstrate.

But first let Kate fix her tit from falling out of a bikini top that’s 5 sizes too small for her. God Bless these photoshoot stylists.

Apparently this is a new dance move made “popular” by the Rej3ctz and Chris Brown. I mean, it’s no “Macarena” but watching Kate do the Cat Daddy during a photoshoot break with Terry Richardson makes me want to watch her do it all day long.

A special thanks to dirtbag Terry for making this video in slow motion for our viewing pleasure:

Who cares about the original Cat Daddy after that? But if you do…

Comments : No comments
Categories : God Bless America
23
May 12

I Will Gladly Pay $13 For This Softcore Porn Film Starring Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer, Matthew McConaughey and Cody Horn

Once upon a time before he made it in Hollywood, Channing Tatum used to work as a stripper. Steven Soderbergh decided to direct a movie based on Channing’s experiences as a stripper when he was 19. This movie is called Magic Mike and it’s coming to a theatre near you on June 29th.

What’s the plot you may ask? Who cares?! The movie stars Channing TatumJoe Manganiello, Matt Bomer, Matthew McConaughey and Cody Horn shirtless. That’s a great plot if you ask me.

To promote the upcoming flick, Channing and the boys appeared on Entertainment Weekly’s cover.

Apparently, Chris Rock convinced the True Blood werewolf to strip for Magic Mike.

Manganiello told Entertainment Weekly, “I was like, ‘Should I do it?’ And he’s like, ‘Ooh… male strippers, I don’t know.’ I was like, ‘If I do this movie, guys are gonna hate my guts.’ And Chris Rock is like, Motherf**ker, guys are gonna hate your guts anyway. Brad Pitt spent 15 years with his shirt off, he’s doing just fine. Who’s directing?’

“I go, ‘Soderbergh’, and he goes, ‘Who’s in it?’ and I go, ‘Channing, McConaughey…’ He goes, ‘Do the f**king movie!’”

Anyways, watch the trailer once, twice, or all day long. I won’t judge you.

Mark Your Calendars – June 29th

Comments : 1 comment
Categories : God Bless America
21
Dec 11

Noone Does Hawaii Quite Like Coco

God bless America, the beautiful state of Hawaii and Coco’s coconuts.

Comments : No comments
Categories : God Bless America
Tags:
10
Nov 11

Happy Thong Thursday

Coco, you are the reason why God Blessed America.  

Comments : No comments
Tags: ,
31
Oct 11

Kim Kardashian Is Getting a Divorce? Well I Just Won a Bet!

Well if Kim Kardashian’s real father, Ryan Seacrest confirmed these “shocking” news then you know it must be true!

After 72 days of marriage and just in time after her wedding special on E! was shoved down our throats on an hourly basis, Kim woke up this morning & decided there would be no more Kris Humpty Dumpty. 

So basically the entire wedding was like a pre-mature Halloween party where Kim went as a bride and Kris went as an over-sized Taylor Lautner look alike in a suit.

Kim collected a bunch of free shit: free Vera Wang gowns, free jewelry, free honeymoon tickets, hell the whole wedding was FREE. Must be nice to be the planet’s most talented person and get rewarded by the universe.

It’s good to know two idiots can get married for a publicity stunt and collect $20 million but gay marriage is still illegal. God Bless, America!

Comments : No comments