Johnny Depp is on cover of Vanity Fair’s November issue looking ridiculously sexy.
In the interview, he reveals that he despises photo shoots because clearly he’s so unphotogenic we could all barf.
On despising photo shoots: “You just feel like you’re being raped somehow. Raped. The whole thing. It feels like a kind of weird—just weird, man….Whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it’s like—you just feel dumb. It’s just so stupid.”
Johnny, what the fuck??
On why he feels compelled to take on as many projects as he can: “Basically, if they’re going to pay me the stupid money right now, I’m going to take it. I have to. I mean, it’s not for me. Do you know what I mean? At this point, it’s for my kids. It’s ridiculous, yeah, yeah. But ultimately is it for me? No. No. It’s for the kids.”
And the moral of this interview is that Johnny Depp will suffer through anything for his kids, be it a photoshoot by the world’s top photographers or a reported $3.7 billion Pirates of the Caribbean four-film franchise. What a good daddy.