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02
Mar 12

A Fashionable Fail Courtesy of Adrienne Bailon (NSFW)

If you’re a fading “star” and want your name back on the blogs, you have options:

  1. Make a sex tape

  2. Don’t wear any underwear and step out of the car ala Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton

  3. Don’t wear any underwear and pose on the red carpet in a sheer dress

Adrienne Bailon went with option #3 when she exposed herself on the red carpet at Mariah Carey’s comeback concert in NYC on Thursday. Adrienne saw Angelina’s pale leg from the Oscars, and raised it a semi-hairy vagina. Good move.

Stunning.

Can we blame her though? The girl used to date Rob Kardashian so that’s what we get after the Kardashians sisters rubbed their classiness onto her.

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18
Oct 11

If You Don’t Watch HBO’s “How to Make it in America,” Here is a Good Reason to Start Watching (NSFW)

As many of you may have noticed by now, I’m more of an ass-woman (Exhibit A: Shrine to Coco’s ass; Exhibit B: Elisabetta Canalis’ Nice Buns). However, I gotta give credit where credit is due and this past Sunday’s episode of one of my favorite shows - How to Make in America has definitely made me a fan of Lake’s two Bells. 

Lake Bell’s character, Rachel got high and slept with Kid Cudi, conveniently for us waking up in the bed, shirtless.

To see Lake’s breasts in their full glory, watch the video below. No need to be shy watching this at work, you have my guarantee that your boss will like it too.

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Categories : Ladies of the Week , NSFW
09
Sep 11

YKYC’s New Ass Obsession

Everybody knows my obsession with Coco’s ass, but move over derriere “au naturale” de Coco because there is a new ass in town! Let’s talk about George Clooney’s ex, Elisabetta Canalis and her badonkadonk.

When her two-year romance with Clooney expired in June, Elisabetta packed her shit and transported these perfect Euro buns to Los Angeles to compete on the new season of Dancing With the Stars.

In an interview with Italy’s Chi magazine, Canalis explains that she’s still going through “a difficult time,” more than two months after the break up with Clooney.

 ”At the end of the day I have always seen the end of my relationships as a personal failure. There is nothing ever pretty in saying goodbye.
The end of a relationship is complicated. I went to the United States, because at the moment I could no longer face the world. Watching my life being dissected was not easy for me.Here in Los Angeles I have found serenity. I’ve also found work. It was a difficult time for me, but you have to get on with things.”

George Clooney, you are a fool.

Well since you’ve already seen her ass, it’s only fair that I show you some boob as well so here is a video of Elisabetta going nude for PETA:

The two-hour season premiere of Dancing With the Stars will air on Monday, September 19th. Here is Elisabetta practicing with her parter Val Chmerkovskiy, yes he’s Maksim’s brother.

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Categories : Ladies of the Week , NSFW
08
Aug 11

Uh-Oh! It’s the Battle of the Nipples! NSFW

Kelly Rowland’s CD “Here Are My Nipples I am” was released just a few weeks ago on July 22nd, and I guess sales haven’t been up to par because after seeing Nicki Minaj’s highly talked-about nipslip last week, Kelly decided to prove to us that she had nipples too.

Kelly is no fool. While performing at a gig at 4Sixty6 nightclub in West Orange, New Jersey, Kelly had an “accidental” wardrobe malfunction. After the incident, Kelly immediately tweeted hoping everyone enjoyed her amateur peep show!

Allright, people. We have a big responsibility on our hands. A decision is to be made that will possibly help get America back on track and out of the financial gutter, so vote wisely! Ok not really, but seriously “Who’s nipple would you rather?” Take the poll below:


 

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05
Aug 11

I’ve Officially Seen Nicki Minaj’s Nipple More Times than I’ve Seen My Own Today

The two topics of conversation today were: last night’s episode of the Jersey Shore and this morning’s nipslip of Nicki Minaj on Good Morning America.

Ironically, one of Nicki’s boobs popped out as she sang her latest single “Where Dem Girls At” – well at least we know one of her girls was on cue!

After seeing her nipple, what I’d like to know is whether her boobs are real like the rest of her body? Her breasts are really round and kind of perfect looking…REAL OR FAKE?

Honestly, there is no big deal here. Nipples are natural; Black women with blond hair are not. But black women with a big ass are so enjoy the Eighth Wonder of the World that is Nicki Minaj’s ass below:


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Categories : Music , NSFW
04
Aug 11

Olivia Wilde Saw the Coolest Vagina Tattoo – NSFW

So Olivia Wilde was on Conan last night to talk about her character’s vagina tattoo in a new movie she is in with Ryan Reynolds - The Change Up.

 ”The best vagina tattoo I’ve ever seen – and I haven’t seen it in person… You can Google it… This girl had a square of pubic hair, shaved… and  a little man with a lawnmower walking along… I thought that was genius.”

If Oliva Wilde tells you to google something, you google it. So I did, and well you wanna see that tattoo she was talking about, right? Go HERE - NSFW, obvi.

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24
Mar 11

Chris Brown’s Album Release Party Was as Classy as his Temper – NSFW

Last night at Webster Hall, Chris Brown had an official album release party for F.A.M.E. Apparently F.A.M.E. stands for Forgiving All My Enemies, which is kind of ironic because it’s not like his enemies have ever beaten him to a pulp and he needed to forgive them to move on and make another record.
Insert Rihanna’s unforgettable face-pulp picture below:
Aside from a shirtless Chris Brown who sang and danced at Webster Hall, there also happened to be a bunch of bottomless & shirtless hoochie mama fans who also “danced.” These girls’ parents will most definitely frame their daughters’ classy pictures from the gallery below and proudly display them on their desks for their co-workers to see. However, in their defense the Webster Hall website DID say that the dress code should be sexy & chic with mandatory shirts for gents, and no shirts, bottoms, bras or anything else for ladies besides their heels. More party invites should use this dress code description.
Now, if you are the kind of person who likes to watch other people publicly embarrass themselves without even knowing it, then fast-forward to the 2:00 minute mark in the video below from Chris Brown’s release party and take notes on how to steal the spotlight as well as the other fans’ money at your favorite singer’s party.

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Categories : Douchebags , NSFW