although we can’t wish you a Happy Birthday in person, we will spend the whole day with happy thoughts of your natural, quadruple D’s (and this gif on our monitors). May you shake them till your 100′s.
Since it’s her bday and all, I think you will all agree with me that it’s only appropriate to see Kat on this special day in her birthday suit…and lucky for us, here are some NSFW leaked nudes:
If you’re a fading “star” and want your name back on the blogs, you have options:
Make a sex tape
Don’t wear any underwear and step out of the car ala Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton
Don’t wear any underwear and pose on the red carpet in a sheer dress
Adrienne Bailon went with option #3 when she exposed herself on the red carpet at Mariah Carey’s comeback concert in NYC on Thursday. Adrienne saw Angelina’s pale leg from the Oscars, and raised it a semi-hairy vagina. Good move.
Stunning.
Can we blame her though? The girl used to date Rob Kardashian so that’s what we get after the Kardashians sisters rubbed their classiness onto her.
As many of you may have noticed by now, I’m more of an ass-woman (Exhibit A: Shrine to Coco’s ass; Exhibit B: Elisabetta Canalis’ Nice Buns). However, I gotta give credit where credit is due and this past Sunday’s episode of one of my favorite shows - How to Make in America has definitely made me a fan of Lake’s two Bells.
Lake Bell’s character, Rachel got high and slept with Kid Cudi, conveniently for us waking up in the bed, shirtless.
To see Lake’s breasts in their full glory, watch the video below. No need to be shy watching this at work, you have my guarantee that your boss will like it too.
Everybody knows my obsession with Coco’s ass, but move over derriere “au naturale” de Coco because there is a new ass in town! Let’s talk about George Clooney’s ex, Elisabetta Canalis and her badonkadonk.
When her two-year romance with Clooney expired in June, Elisabetta packed her shit and transported these perfect Euro buns to Los Angeles to compete on the new season of Dancing With the Stars.
In an interview with Italy’s Chi magazine, Canalis explains that she’s still going through “a difficult time,” more than two months after the break up with Clooney.
”At the end of the day I have always seen the end of my relationships as a personal failure. There is nothing ever pretty in saying goodbye. The end of a relationship is complicated. I went to the United States, because at the moment I could no longer face the world. Watching my life being dissected was not easy for me.Here in Los Angeles I have found serenity. I’ve also found work. It was a difficult time for me, but you have to get on with things.”
George Clooney, you are a fool.
Well since you’ve already seen her ass, it’s only fair that I show you some boob as well so here is a video of Elisabetta going nude for PETA:
The two-hour season premiere of Dancing With the Stars will air on Monday, September 19th. Here is Elisabetta practicing with her parter Val Chmerkovskiy, yes he’s Maksim’s brother.
Kelly Rowland’s CD “Here Are My Nipples I am” was released just a few weeks ago on July 22nd, and I guess sales haven’t been up to par because after seeing Nicki Minaj’s highly talked-about nipslip last week, Kelly decided to prove to us that she had nipples too.
Kelly is no fool. While performing at a gig at 4Sixty6 nightclub in West Orange, New Jersey, Kelly had an “accidental” wardrobe malfunction. After the incident, Kelly immediately tweeted hoping everyone enjoyed her amateur peep show!
Allright, people. We have a big responsibility on our hands. A decision is to be made that will possibly help get America back on track and out of the financial gutter, so vote wisely! Ok not really, but seriously “Who’s nipple would you rather?” Take the poll below:
The two topics of conversation today were: last night’s episode of the Jersey Shore and this morning’s nipslip of Nicki Minaj on Good Morning America.
Ironically, one of Nicki’s boobs popped out as she sang her latest single “Where Dem Girls At” – well at least we know one of her girls was on cue!
After seeing her nipple, what I’d like to know is whether her boobs are real like the rest of her body? Her breasts are really round and kind of perfect looking…REAL OR FAKE?
Honestly, there is no big deal here. Nipples are natural; Black women with blond hair are not. But black women with a big ass are so enjoy the Eighth Wonder of the World that is Nicki Minaj’s ass below:
So Olivia Wilde was on Conan last night to talk about her character’s vagina tattoo in a new movie she is in with Ryan Reynolds - The Change Up.
”The best vagina tattoo I’ve ever seen – and I haven’t seen it in person… You can Google it… This girl had a square of pubic hair, shaved… and a little man with a lawnmower walking along… I thought that was genius.”
If Oliva Wilde tells you to google something, you google it. So I did, and well you wanna see that tattoo she was talking about, right? Go HERE - NSFW, obvi.
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