Coco’s ass alone could be used as a floatation device so I’m not sure why the floaties were necessary.
But yes, Coco you are weird but that’s why we fucking love you. Stay classy.
While she was pregnant, Jessica Simpson ate everything in sight and just got rewarded $4,000,000 for it. Because according to UsMagazine, that’s exactly how much her new partnernship with WeightWatchers is worth as their new spokesperson. Now that’s a real business woman, ladies & gentlemen. Bravo, Jess! Well done.
There has been plenty of speculation that Jessica was shoving as much food as possible down her throat during the pregnancy because she already signed a multi-million dollar deal to lose the post-baby weight.
Is it just me, or does her baby also need to become a spokesperson for the WeightWatchers Babies department?
In an interview with People magazine, she said: “After you have your baby it’s like, ‘Oh my God, what happened to my body?’ This is not me! It would be nice to feel comfortable in a bikini but that’s not my goal. I just want to fit into jeans. It would be nice to feel comfortable in a bikini.”
Word. We also would like to see you in a bikini once again.
Total Blackout is a new show on Syfy where contestants have to guess what “thing” they have touched in the dark…brilliant concept, right? I don’t know where the show’s casting directors are magically finding these wacked out contestants but so far I’m laughing my ass off.
For example, this female contestant only knew one type of animal – a worm.
This French lady called a hairbrush a “weird animal”
This guy thought rats were “moving furry balls” and something tells me he enjoyed touching them:
This guy must be allergic to chest hair:
This woman is DEAD ON about her guess:
and to think we would have never had this show had it not been for this Danish game show where one guy had to guess the smell by sniffing another guy’s butt in the dark:
Keep it coming, Syfy! You got be hooked.
Sacha Baron Cohen hired the cheapest publicity stunt, by the name of Elisabetta Canalis, and pretended to murder George Clooney’s ex by throwing her off the yacht in a black body bag in Cannes.
Today noone was talking about Best Picture of the Year. Thanks, Angie.
Just six months after Victoria Beckham popped out her fourth child, Harper Seven (I still can’t with this stupid name), she’s already back to her original size of skin and bones posing for Japanese magazine Numero Tokyo.
But don’t think it was easy for Posh to get back into shape. Because in addition to putting tape over her mouth, Victoria apparently worked incredibly hard to shed her baby weight after the birth:
“Oh, listen, I worked at it. I was breast-feeding, so I ate super healthy, and I worked out seven days a week. I wanted to burn all my leggings – I was adamant that by the time I went to Fashion Week I would be able to wear clothes.”
Somebody sounds a little psycho….just saying.
Mark Wahlberg has apparently cleaned up his life and ditched his wild ways since becoming a dad:
“I don’t go out at night anymore. I don’t hang around with the guys… I stopped smoking cigarettes. I stopped smoking pot… I’m focused on my family, my faith and my work.”
Whoa there, Marky Mark! Slow down!
Actually, as long as you don’t stop taking off your shirt in movies, we don’t give a shit about anything else.
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