Elisabetta Canalis Needed a Paycheck…Bad

Sacha Baron Cohen hired the cheapest publicity stunt, by the name of Elisabetta Canalis, and pretended to murder George Clooney’s ex by throwing her off the yacht in a black body bag in Cannes.
Today noone was talking about Best Picture of the Year. Thanks, Angie.

Just six months after Victoria Beckham popped out her fourth child, Harper Seven (I still can’t with this stupid name), she’s already back to her original size of skin and bones posing for Japanese magazine Numero Tokyo.
But don’t think it was easy for Posh to get back into shape. Because in addition to putting tape over her mouth, Victoria apparently worked incredibly hard to shed her baby weight after the birth:
“Oh, listen, I worked at it. I was breast-feeding, so I ate super healthy, and I worked out seven days a week. I wanted to burn all my leggings – I was adamant that by the time I went to Fashion Week I would be able to wear clothes.”
Somebody sounds a little psycho….just saying.
Mark Wahlberg has apparently cleaned up his life and ditched his wild ways since becoming a dad:
“I don’t go out at night anymore. I don’t hang around with the guys… I stopped smoking cigarettes. I stopped smoking pot… I’m focused on my family, my faith and my work.”
Whoa there, Marky Mark! Slow down!
Actually, as long as you don’t stop taking off your shirt in movies, we don’t give a shit about anything else.
Around Halloween, Jimmy Kimmel told parents to film their kids’ reactions when they told them that they ate all of their Halloween candy.
Well, the evil didn’t stop there because now Jimmy Kimmel asked parents to give their kids terrible presents and film their reactions to opening them. The last kid’s reaction at 4:44 is EPIC:
James Cameron is planing to release Titanic in 3D next year to mark the 100th anniversary of the ship’s fatal voyage. After watching the newly edited 3D scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio was apparently blown away by the film and amazed by how young he looks in the movie.
Producer Jon Landau recalls, “Leo, who was 20 when he shot the film, was at first very verbal when he saw the 3D version. He kept saying, ‘I don’t look like that anymore,’ but then he became absorbed into the film as if he’s seeing it for the first time.”
Landau also reveals the painstaking process of converting to 3D took Cameron and his effects staff 60 weeks, telling the Hollywood Reporter, “We’re treating each shot as a special effect shot. Our team and Jim Cameron are looking at it in a frame-by-frame basis… to use 3D to enhance the storytelling and to enhance the audience experience in the theatre.”
Titanic won 11 Academy Awards in 1998 and was the highest-grossing film ever until it was dethroned by Cameron’s sci-fi epic Avatar.
This is what happens when Victoria’s Secret Angels Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge and Lindsay Ellingson open their mouths.
Ladies, please less talking and more strutting in thongs, bras & bikinis.