Quote of the Week

05
Dec 11

Blasphemy! Tyra Banks Confesses This Was All for Show


Speaking during CNN’s U.S. TV special Dinner with the Kings, which aired this past Sunday, Tyra Banks has confessed to creating an alter-ego to boost America’s Next Top Model ratings.

“When I did my show, created my show or whatever, I also created a persona on Top Model. And it’s a character. So when I’m sitting there and I have all this make-up on, and I’m like, ‘Your picture’s not fierce…’ talking all that and reprimanding the girls, that is a character.”

Apparently all of this was an act for the cameras:

My favorite part of the TV special was when Tyra tried to play it dumb and tell us she is not sexy:

“So it’s a character, but people think it’s real. I’m so not sexy. I know how to turn it on for a picture but I’m not sexy in real life.”

No, Tyra. You are absolutely right. You are not sexy at all.

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19
Aug 11

This Bitch Must Be on Crack..Oh, Wait..She Is

In today’s news, Lindsay Blohan has slapped Pitbull with a lawsuit for rapping about her in his hit, Give Me Everything. 

In the song, co-written by Ne-Yo, Pitbull raps:

Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.

The lawsuit reads: “The lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff.”

And my favorite line from this ridiculous document, which makes this week’s “Quote of the Week” states that Lohan is

a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild”

Case and point:

Remember when Lindsay used to hang out with coked out Britney and Paris Hilton? Gosh, I miss those days.

Now jam to the song and enjoy your Friday, responsibly! So you don’t “get locked up like Lindsay Lohan.”

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04
Aug 11

Olivia Wilde Saw the Coolest Vagina Tattoo – NSFW

So Olivia Wilde was on Conan last night to talk about her character’s vagina tattoo in a new movie she is in with Ryan Reynolds - The Change Up.

 ”The best vagina tattoo I’ve ever seen – and I haven’t seen it in person… You can Google it… This girl had a square of pubic hair, shaved… and  a little man with a lawnmower walking along… I thought that was genius.”

If Oliva Wilde tells you to google something, you google it. So I did, and well you wanna see that tattoo she was talking about, right? Go HERE - NSFW, obvi.

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02
Aug 11

Gaga, I Don’t Believe You

“I don’t do any hard drugs anymore. I am a member of the green club, sometimes.”- Lady Gaga admitted while co-hosting ABC’s The View on Monday.

I don’t believe you, Gaga…only because lately you’re looking like Donatella Versace and we all know where her nose has been.

Gaga, are you lying to us?

Whatever. Keep snorting & shaking that ass, girl!

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25
Jul 11

Palestinian Chicken – Bridging the Gap between Jews & Palestinians since 2011

If you missed last night’s episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, then you probably missed out on one of the greatest episodes of all time.

Upon discovering the best chicken at Al-Abbas, a Palestinian owned joint, Larry David also discovered its owner – Shara (or as he puts it the next Mrs. David).

Larry was immediately turned on by Shara because she epitomizes the human nature of “You want what you can’t have.”

Larry David further noted his penis’ attraction to Shara:

“The penis doesn’t care about race, creed, and color. The penis wants to get to its homeland. It wants to go home.”

Later in the episode, Larry took his penis to the homeland with quite possibly one of the best sex scene dialogues I’ve ever heard:

and in case you need a visual with that, enjoy the video below:

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22
Jul 11

Lady Gaga’s Dad Hired a Stripper to Give her Piano Lessons

“My first piano teacher was a stripper. My dad told me later. I used to say to her, ‘Why do you have such long nails?’ She just said, ‘Someday you’ll understand why.”

Lady Gaga opened up on Howard Stern’s radio show how her father Joe once hired an exotic dancer to teach his daughter to play piano.

Really? My mom hired some 60 year old, smelly Russian lady with a mustache. So I quit because I definitely did not want to someday look like her. Damn it, MOM! I could have been a maestro!

Stern was quite fascinated with was the fact that Gaga’s stripper piano teacher danced at one of his favorite NYC gentleman’s clubs – Scores, leading him to wonder if he’d ever gotten a lap dance from Gaga’s instructor.

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Categories : Music , Quote of the Week
13
Apr 11

I Pledge Allegiance to the Double D’s of the United States of America

In an appearance on Lopez Tonight, Russell Brand chatted about his married life with Katy Perry and admitted that he has no plans of becoming an American citizen.

“I am married to an American but I don’t know the Pledge of Allegiance; I’m not planning to give up my Englishness or anything… I love the people of America… but I’m very proud of being English.”

Maybe one day Katy Perry’s boobs will hypnotize him into changing his mind.

Check out his hilarious appearance on Lopez in the vid below:

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