Posts Tagged: adam levine

23
Nov 11

I Don’t Know What’s Bigger…Xtina or Her Voice

There is no denying that Xtina has always had big voice, but now there is also no denying that Xtina has gone beyond being “curvy.” At the AMAs, during Adam Levine’s ear-bleeding performance of “Moves like Jagger,” Xtina and her gut, who clearly don’t believe that “black is slimming” came out in a shimmery, tight white dress. I’ll be nice so I won’t even comment on the hair.

If you have no mercy for your eyes and ears, go ahead and watch the video of Adam (who ironically enough is a judge on a show called the Voice) singing off-key and Xtina looking a hot mess.

Remember when Xtina looked like this? Actually I don’t even know which look is worse/better…


BEFORE AND AFTER:

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Categories : Fashionable Fail , Music
13
Oct 11

You Mean You’ve Never Done a Photoshoot Like This With Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend?

Apparently Adam Levine has been banging/dating Anne V, a Russian model, so all those questionable dance moves from his “Moves Like Jagger” music video can be put to rest, for now…

So what does one do when your girlfriend is a supermodel? You dress up (or in this case dress down) and do a photoshoot, which is exactly what Adam and Anne did for the November issue of Russian Vogue. 

Look they were jumping so hard that her boob accidentally & casually popped out and none of the editors noticed and published it anyway:

Here is Adam & Anne’s favorite sex position:

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09
Aug 11

Adam Levine Shirtless – What More Do You Want?

Adam Levine did what he does best, got naked, ok fine half-naked for his band’s new music video “Move Like Jagger.” While the video features old video footage of Jagger’s iconic moves as well as Jagger impersonators, it is Adam’s questionable dance moves that steal the spotlight.Xtina makes a cameo looking like her usual hot mess-self.

Anyways, watch the  mediocre video below:

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Categories : Music
29
Jun 11

And the Winner is…

Javier Colon and Team Sexy Adam.

I was really rooting for Vicci..but Javier deserved it. Go Adam.

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Categories : Music
06
Jan 11

Damn it! That’s What That “Hand Model” Ad on Craigslist Was For!

Maroon 5′s Adam Levine got naked for U.K.’s Cosmopolitan magazine to raise awareness about prostate and testicular cancer. The only thing covering Adam was a lucky pair of hands.

Shit! I knew I should have responded to that “Looking for Hand Models” ad on Craigslist! Oh well, there are still plenty of “Looking for Women with Pretty Feet” ads. You never know where your feet may end up.

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