True Blood Episode 43 – All Vampires Are Told to Get a Tan!

For any of you who missed this episode, it went a little something like this:

and in between all that, Eric and Sookie had sex in every position possible, in every place imaginable. I don’t know about you, but this scene was definitely a self-awakening, FML moment in my personal sex life.

Don’t worry, you weren’t the only one drooling. Alcide got caught red-handed watching Sookie and Eric by his gf, whatever her name is:

Bill arrived to Sookie’s shortly after to warn Eric of the witch’s spell/check up on their reunion:

Alcide attempted to have sex with his annoying gf but was obviously too distracted by what he’d witnessed:

Let’s see. What else happened…Oh yea Pam still looked like shit:

Jason still fantasied about Hoyt’s girlfriend, Jessica:

Sam and Luna found out it was Tommy who had sex with Luna and kicked her out after:

and then the freaky, possessed witch said her abracadabra shit and ordered all the pale vamps to go to the Jersey Shore to get a tan.

Pam was stuffed into a coffin to avoid stepping into the sun:

while Eric begged to be freed from his silver chains:

and somehow Jessica escaped her chains and opened the doors into the sunglight.

The end.
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