Posts Tagged: angelina jolie

Feb 12

And the Oscar Goes To Angelina Jolie’s Leg

Today noone was talking about Best Picture of the Year. Thanks, Angie. 

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Categories : Other crap
Aug 11

Feeling Ugly On This Tuesday Yet?

The second most beautiful woman (after Coco) is on the October issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands September 1.
In the interview, she clears the rumors that there is “No secret wedding…I’m not pregnant. I’m not adopting at the moment.”

She also yaps about Brad being supportive of a new film she’s writing/directing – “In the Land of Blood and Honey.”

Jolie says: “I had the flu. I had to be quarantined from the children for two days. I was in the attic of a house in France. I was isolated, pacing. I don’t watch TV and I wasn’t reading anything. So I started writing. I went from the beginning to the end. I didn’t know any other way.”

She continues: “He’d come in and say what he liked or what he didn’t understand. Like any woman, I would listen to most of it and fight a few things. He’s been so supportive. But it’s hard to separate the person that loves you from the critic, so I don’t think he’s a fair judge.”

If you want to read more from the interview – go here.

or you can just stare at this money shot from the hot tub scene in Wanted:

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Categories : Magazine Covers
Dec 10

Chelsea Misses Jennifer Aniston =*(

Since Jennifer Aniston won’t return Chelsea’s emails or phone calls to put on matching bikinis and go frolic under the Mexican sun together, Chelsea has resorted to chasing after small children and pretending that she is hugging Jennifer.

Chelsea tweeted the above picture of her drunk face and titled it “Sober Love.”

Jennifer, will you PLEASE forgive Chelsea for going on a rant about Angelina Jolie and keeping you relevant on every magazine cover for an entire week???

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Dec 10

Happy Friday from Angelina Jolie’s Ass

I don’t know why it took this long to finally see a close up of Angie’s backside from the hot tub scene in Wanted but either way..better late than never.

Happy Friday.

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Categories : Likes of the Week , NSFW
Dec 10

Brangelina Wax Figures

At the Tourist premiere in Berlin, Angelina and Brad posed for pictures looking like wax figures of themselves while Johnny Depp looked “artistic” as usual.

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Categories : Famous Couples
Dec 10

Team Handlerston VS Team Brangelina

Everybody lower your weapons! Now while you all go parading around in your team Handlerston and team Brangelina t-shirts, I am at a crossroads in my life!! I don’t know which t-shirt to wear!

Whenever people ask me: “If you could be anybody in Hollywood, who would you be?” (ok nobody asks me that, but in case somebody did one day, I’ve already prepared a response) ”I would like to look like Angelina Jolie, be as funny as Chelsea Handler, as rich as Oprah, and as talented as Lady Gaga.”

But over the weekend during her standup in New Jersey, my funny-bunny Chelsea Handler blasted Angelina Jolie calling her “a fucking homewrecker, a fucking cunt, and a fucking bitch.” And with that Handler solved the mystery of what her and Aniston talked about on their recent Thanksgiving getaway to Cabo.

Chelsea quickly jumped on Twitter to defend her attack on Jolie saying:

and in his own defense, Brad Pitt took it to his Twitter and responded:

“I have been masturbating to angelina jolie for years. Period.”


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Nov 10

Posts of the day from my favorite Bloggers

  • If Kanye was a straight woman, he’d turn gay for Rihanna <NecoleBitchie>
  • I thought shit was supposed to stick to the toilet paper, not follow you around and pose for pictures.” – the CAPTION THIS winner describes a pic of Kim K at Charmin’s toilet launch <Dlisted>
  • MIRACLE: Christina Aguilera got pregnant from holding hands with her production assistant <TheSuperficial>
  • I withdraw my wish to be adopted as Angelina Jolie’s 10th child. Angelina won’t celebrate Thanksgiving. <PopEater>
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Categories : Other crap