Posts Tagged: babies

10
Feb 12

Who Wants to See What Jay-Z and Beyonce’s Baby with a Stripper Name Looks Like?

Ok so my prediction was wrong, and Blue Ivy Carter did not come out looking like this:

The baby is super cute and I have nothing negative to say.

On second thought, instead of saying something negative, I’ll just use the pictures below =)

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Categories : Famous Couples
02
Dec 11

REALLY??? Just What the World Needs…Another Kardashian. Kourtney is Pregnant.

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Douchebag have confirmed they are expecting a second child.

Why are these filthy people allowed to reproduce again??

Even though this is a fake Kris Humphries Twitter account, I really do hope for Kris’ sake that the real Kris Humphries is behind this:

And here is a video from the Discovery channel aka E! of Kourtney giving birth to her first child, Mason. I don’t know about you but I can’t fucking wait for PART TWO!!!!!!!!

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31
Oct 11

Happy Halloween from Jessica Simpson and Her Womb!

Jessica Simpson is going to be a MUMMY? Get it??????? Of course you don’t because Jessica looks more like a deranged patient who escaped from a mental institution than a mummy.

With these pictures posted on her piece of a shit official site, Jessica Simpson decided to put all the recent pregnancy “rumors” to rest.


WHAT THE FUCK?

Remember when Jessica Simpson was un-pregnant and hot?

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28
Aug 11

Beyonce is Having a Destiny’s Child

It’s official. Beyonce is with child.

Beyonce arrived to the VMAs and showed off her baby bump. Congratulations to Bey and Jay. I can’t wait to see what their child looks like because the picture below is going to give me nightmares tonight.

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22
Aug 11

Ben Affleck Impregnated the Wrong Jennifer, Again

Ah, what the hell?! When am I going to have at least ONE baby with Ben Affleck?

Affleck and Jennifer Garner already have two daughters, Violet (5) and Serephina (2) and they’ve just announced they are expecting a third child.

I totally thought Blake Lively was next in line with Ben’s next child after watching their sex scene in The Town.

I even prayed that Ben would get back together with Jenny from the Block, JLO and console her with his sperm following her divorce, but instead Ben impregnated his boring wife, again.

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29
Jul 11

Guess Who?

If you guessed an 18 year old Hollywood starlet who is on the coke diet OR a 50 year old Hollywood starlet flaunting her post-lipo body at the beach, guess again.

This is none other than one of Victoria’s Secret Angels - Adriana Lima after having a baby not too long ago.

FML and FYL is right.

it’s ok though, if you pray hard enough maybe in your next life you can come back as a Brazilian supermodel.
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Categories : FML
06
Jul 11

Happy Anniversary Posh & Becks

Heavily-overweight (just kidding, you wish!) pregnant Posh and her sexy husband Becks celebrated their 12th wedding anniversary by spending a family day on the beach.

Apparently Posh was rumored to deliver her first daughter via a Caesarean section on Monday, their wedding date and America’s Independence Day but a representative shot down these reports insisting Posh is not due until later this month.

Enjoy Posh with a belly while it lasts before she’s back to looking like a starved, Ethiopian child.

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