Ok so my prediction was wrong, and Blue Ivy Carter did not come out looking like this:
The baby is super cute and I have nothing negative to say.
On second thought, instead of saying something negative, I’ll just use the pictures below =)
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Douchebag have confirmed they are expecting a second child.
Why are these filthy people allowed to reproduce again??
Even though this is a fake Kris Humphries Twitter account, I really do hope for Kris’ sake that the real Kris Humphries is behind this:
And here is a video from the Discovery channel aka E! of Kourtney giving birth to her first child, Mason. I don’t know about you but I can’t fucking wait for PART TWO!!!!!!!!
Jessica Simpson is going to be a MUMMY? Get it??????? Of course you don’t because Jessica looks more like a deranged patient who escaped from a mental institution than a mummy.
With these pictures posted on her piece of a shit official site, Jessica Simpson decided to put all the recent pregnancy “rumors” to rest.
WHAT THE FUCK?
Remember when Jessica Simpson was un-pregnant and hot?
It’s official. Beyonce is with child.
Beyonce arrived to the VMAs and showed off her baby bump. Congratulations to Bey and Jay. I can’t wait to see what their child looks like because the picture below is going to give me nightmares tonight.
Ah, what the hell?! When am I going to have at least ONE baby with Ben Affleck?
Affleck and Jennifer Garner already have two daughters, Violet (5) and Serephina (2) and they’ve just announced they are expecting a third child.
I totally thought Blake Lively was next in line with Ben’s next child after watching their sex scene in The Town.
I even prayed that Ben would get back together with Jenny from the Block, JLO and console her with his sperm following her divorce, but instead Ben impregnated his boring wife, again.
If you guessed an 18 year old Hollywood starlet who is on the coke diet OR a 50 year old Hollywood starlet flaunting her post-lipo body at the beach, guess again.
This is none other than one of Victoria’s Secret Angels - Adriana Lima after having a baby not too long ago.
FML and FYL is right.
Heavily-overweight (just kidding, you wish!) pregnant Posh and her sexy husband Becks celebrated their 12th wedding anniversary by spending a family day on the beach.
Apparently Posh was rumored to deliver her first daughter via a Caesarean section on Monday, their wedding date and America’s Independence Day but a representative shot down these reports insisting Posh is not due until later this month.
Enjoy Posh with a belly while it lasts before she’s back to looking like a starved, Ethiopian child.
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