Posts Tagged: britney spears

17
Dec 11

Jason Trawick Put a Ring On It

Longtime boyfriend and former agent Jason Trawick proposed to Brit while celebrating his 40th birthday.

The couple met in 2006 when Trawick began representing Spears while she was still married to Kevin Federline.

Congrats, Brit!

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Categories : Famous Couples
04
Nov 11

KFed Is Too Sexy For His Shirt

Yesterday, Kevin Federline’s gut went jiggling around LA.

Remember when KFat & Britney were both skinny & good-looking, still white-trashy though:


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Categories : Douchebags
03
Oct 11

A Dumb Blonde and a Homeless Man

After Britney Spears saw this picture of a bum carrying a piece of cardboard begging for some money to get her new cd, Britney immediately posted this pic on her Twitter page on a mission to find this homeless fan so she can give him her entire music catalogue.

What a dumb bitch. You are going to give a homeless man your entire music collection so he can wheel it around in his shopping cart and blast it on his imaginary iPod?

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Categories : Music
28
Aug 11

Gaga in Drag and Britney Spears Almost Kissed

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In 2011, Lady Gaga opened the VMAs in drag as her male alter-ego, Jo Calderone. In case you haven’t met Jo Calderone, go here to watch the You & I video where Jo makes an appearance.

Anyways, Lady Jo gave Britney Spears some bullshit award for being the best lip-synching inspiration to everyone and then tried to kiss her…

Britney! Why did you not kiss Lady Gaga? Damn, I woulda been all over that.

p.s. what the FUCK were Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry wearing?

Nicki - nobody wants to see stuffed animals, we are not 10 anymore and neither are you. Everybody wants to see that big fat ass of yours so next time wear an outfit to accentuate that, ok?

and Katy, take that damn block of cheese off your head and stop blocking everybody’s view behind you. Just NO.

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Categories : Music
12
Aug 11

You Know You’ve Made It, When Britney Spears Handcuffs You to a Stripper Pole

Pauly D probably used to jerk off to Britney Spears’ music videos on MTV when he was 12, living in Rhode Island.
But last night, this lucky son of a bitch was pulled on stage by Britney & handcuffed to her stripper pole while she lip-synched “Lace and Leather” and  climbed on his shoulders.

After the concert, she tweeted:

yum.

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Categories : Music
06
Apr 11

Thank You, Ray Kay for Saving Britney Spears’ Music Video Career

The man behind Willow Smith’s highly talked about “Whip My Hair” music video has done it again, this time for Britney Spears’ new single - “Till the World Ends.”

After Brit’s recent and horrendous music video for “Hold it Against Me,” which featured more product endorsements than Britney’s dance moves, I thought it would be impossible to revive her once invincible video music career. But it’s good to know that there are some smart people left in Britney’s camp that reached out to Ray Kay to put her back on the map.

The new music video is very “I’m a Slave for You” meets “Me Against the Music,” and that is a GREAT thing.

So kudos to Ray Kay and enjoy the video that is sure to impress the critics that we’ve become:

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Categories : Music
29
Mar 11

Britney Spears and Xtina Twittering Each Other

Of course, now that both these hot messes have their careers slipping away from them, they decide to support the only people they have – each other, on Twitter.

Xtina hit up her old mouseketeer with:
Right, I’m sure you can’t wait to see what she is going to bring so you can copy it in your next music video a la Not Myself Tonight music video.

Brit Brit responded to her long lost friend with:
Yes Britney, it must be a real treat for you to actually listen to someone who has a voice and doesn’t have to hide behind lip synching all the time.

The video below I dug up features Brit, Xtina and Justin Timberlake at age 12-ish back in their Mickey Mouse days before they all became unstable and on drugs, at least Justin Timberlake hides it well.

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Categories : Other crap