Since Jennifer Aniston won’t return Chelsea’s emails or phone calls to put on matching bikinis and go frolic under the Mexican sun together, Chelsea has resorted to chasing after small children and pretending that she is hugging Jennifer.
Chelsea tweeted the above picture of her drunk face and titled it “Sober Love.”
Jennifer, will you PLEASE forgive Chelsea for going on a rant about Angelina Jolie and keeping you relevant on every magazine cover for an entire week???
Everybody lower your weapons! Now while you all go parading around in your team Handlerston and team Brangelina t-shirts, I am at a crossroads in my life!! I don’t know which t-shirt to wear!
Whenever people ask me: “If you could be anybody in Hollywood, who would you be?” (ok nobody asks me that, but in case somebody did one day, I’ve already prepared a response) ”I would like to look like Angelina Jolie, be as funny as Chelsea Handler, as rich as Oprah, and as talented as Lady Gaga.”
But over the weekend during her standup in New Jersey, my funny-bunny Chelsea Handler blasted Angelina Jolie calling her “a fucking homewrecker, a fucking cunt, and a fucking bitch.” And with that Handler solved the mystery of what her and Aniston talked about on their recent Thanksgiving getaway to Cabo.
Chelsea quickly jumped on Twitter to defend her attack on Jolie saying:
and in his own defense, Brad Pitt took it to his Twitter and responded:
“I have been masturbating to angelina jolie for years. Period.”