Christina Aguilera Wore a Studded Diaper
On last night’s finale of The Voice, the real winner was Christina Aguilera’s studded diaper.
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I Don’t Know What’s Bigger…Xtina or Her Voice
There is no denying that Xtina has always had big voice, but now there is also no denying that Xtina has gone beyond being “curvy.” At the AMAs, during Adam Levine’s ear-bleeding performance of “Moves like Jagger,” Xtina and her gut, who clearly don’t believe that “black is slimming” came out in a shimmery, tight white dress. I’ll be nice so I won’t even comment on the hair.
If you have no mercy for your eyes and ears, go ahead and watch the video of Adam (who ironically enough is a judge on a show called the Voice) singing off-key and Xtina looking a hot mess.
Remember when Xtina looked like this? Actually I don’t even know which look is worse/better…
BEFORE AND AFTER:
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Adam Levine Shirtless – What More Do You Want?
Adam Levine did what he does best, got naked, ok fine half-naked for his band’s new music video “Move Like Jagger.” While the video features old video footage of Jagger’s iconic moves as well as Jagger impersonators, it is Adam’s questionable dance moves that steal the spotlight.
Xtina makes a cameo looking like her usual hot mess-self.
Anyways, watch the mediocre video below:
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Britney Spears and Xtina Twittering Each Other
Of course, now that both these hot messes have their careers slipping away from them, they decide to support the only people they have – each other, on Twitter.
Xtina hit up her old mouseketeer with:
Right, I’m sure you can’t wait to see what she is going to bring so you can copy it in your next music video a la Not Myself Tonight music video.
Brit Brit responded to her long lost friend with:
Yes Britney, it must be a real treat for you to actually listen to someone who has a voice and doesn’t have to hide behind lip synching all the time.
The video below I dug up features Brit, Xtina and Justin Timberlake at age 12-ish back in their Mickey Mouse days before they all became unstable and on drugs, at least Justin Timberlake hides it well.
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Christina Aguilera to Sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl
The NFL announced that Christina Aguilera has been picked to sing “The Star-Spangled Banner” at the Super Bowl next Sunday.
In a statement issued by the NFL, the 30-year-old singer said:
“I have been performing the Anthem since I was seven years old, and I must say the Super Bowl is a dream come true. I am really excited to be part of such an iconic event.”
Check out these National Anthem performances by Christina from an early age.
11 years old at the Stanley Cup:
Another hockey game:
NBA All-Star Game 2004:
Penguins vs. Bruins – August 2005:
Game 7 of the 2010 NBA Finals:
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Christina Took Her Cameltoe for a Stroll
What the fuck, Xtina? You exchanged your ex-husband to date a blind boy who will let you embarrass yourself by walking around with a full on cameltoe? Xtina and her new piece, Matthew Rutler were spotted getting lunch in Beverly Hills on New Years Eve. Bon Appetit.
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Posts of the day from my favorite Bloggers
- If Kanye was a straight woman, he’d turn gay for Rihanna <NecoleBitchie>
- “I thought shit was supposed to stick to the toilet paper, not follow you around and pose for pictures.” – the CAPTION THIS winner describes a pic of Kim K at Charmin’s toilet launch <Dlisted>
- MIRACLE: Christina Aguilera got pregnant from holding hands with her production assistant <TheSuperficial>
- I withdraw my wish to be adopted as Angelina Jolie’s 10th child. Angelina won’t celebrate Thanksgiving. <PopEater>
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