It’s Everybody’s Favorite Day of the Week…Happy Thong Thursday!
She’s back!!
After a few recently failed attempts and lack of creativity for Thong Thursday, Coco has finally gotten in touch with her booty and seems to have her groove back!
She’s back!!
After a few recently failed attempts and lack of creativity for Thong Thursday, Coco has finally gotten in touch with her booty and seems to have her groove back!
Dear Coco,
just because its 99 degrees today in NYC does not mean you can skip out on Thong Thursday by pulling down your jean shorts to reveal that you are in fact not wearing a thong and posting this “Thongless Thursday” trash.
We demand a do-over. Please go to your nearest Victoria’s Secret, purchase a thong, put it on and re-take this scenic photograph while you “admire the view from your room in Trump Soho NYC” in your damn thong!!! Thank you.
Coco’s ass alone could be used as a floatation device so I’m not sure why the floaties were necessary.

But yes, Coco you are weird but that’s why we fucking love you. Stay classy.
Yes, Coco. You are the first girl in a thong to pose with a custom helicopter. UPGRADE.
We’ve seen it all…Coco with a motorcycle:
Coco with a car:
Coco with a staircase:
Coco with a laptop:
Coco with gym equipment:
It’s a fact. Coco’s ass makes anything look good.
Happy Thong Thursday, everyone.