Posts Tagged: dwts

09
Sep 11

YKYC’s New Ass Obsession

Everybody knows my obsession with Coco’s ass, but move over derriere “au naturale” de Coco because there is a new ass in town! Let’s talk about George Clooney’s ex, Elisabetta Canalis and her badonkadonk.

When her two-year romance with Clooney expired in June, Elisabetta packed her shit and transported these perfect Euro buns to Los Angeles to compete on the new season of Dancing With the Stars.

In an interview with Italy’s Chi magazine, Canalis explains that she’s still going through “a difficult time,” more than two months after the break up with Clooney.

 ”At the end of the day I have always seen the end of my relationships as a personal failure. There is nothing ever pretty in saying goodbye.
The end of a relationship is complicated. I went to the United States, because at the moment I could no longer face the world. Watching my life being dissected was not easy for me.Here in Los Angeles I have found serenity. I’ve also found work. It was a difficult time for me, but you have to get on with things.”

George Clooney, you are a fool.

Well since you’ve already seen her ass, it’s only fair that I show you some boob as well so here is a video of Elisabetta going nude for PETA:

The two-hour season premiere of Dancing With the Stars will air on Monday, September 19th. Here is Elisabetta practicing with her parter Val Chmerkovskiy, yes he’s Maksim’s brother.

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Categories : Ladies of the Week , NSFW
10
Dec 10

MDMA Got her Feeling like a Champion, Granny Never Sleeps Better Slip her an Ambien

As soon as I began to watch Granny in the red tracksuit break it down better than those has-beens on Dancing with the Stars, I knew we had something special. When I got to the 1:08 mark, something magical happened…Speak No Americano came on and Granny really went for it!

Immediately after the video ended, I got the urge to listen to the song in its entirety and found it on Youtube. (btw it’s reached over 35 million plays! NICE!) As I began to listen to Speak No Americano, my eyes browsed the comments section and one of them made me LMAO:

now, play the song below and see why:

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07
Dec 10

Straight guys can marry more than 3 times but gays can’t have a go at it at least once?

When I first read the news that Kelsey Grammer is engaged to a 29 year old Virgin Airlines flight attendance, Kayte Walsh, I couldn’t figure out whether she was an upgrade or a downgrade from his former Playboy model wife, Camille Grammer (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)

So after much journalist Google research about Kelsey’s marital history, I found out that his roster of previous wives includes: dance instructors, strippers, and Playboy models. It’s nice to see Kelsey step out of his comfort zone and try it out a flight attendant for his 4th marriage.

And after watching Camille dancing in the video below, what monster would ever want to leave this beautiful exotic dancer? Hm..I predict the announcement of Camille on the next season of Dancing with the Stars in 3, 2…..

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Categories : Famous Couples
19
Nov 10

Someone come wipe the drool off my desk

People magazine is known for inventing its yearly special issues naming “Most Beautiful People,” “The Best Dressed” and my personal favorite “Sexiest Man Alive.”
It all started with Mel Gibson in 1985 when he was named the Sexiest Man Alive. Since then, he has obviously obtained a new title – “Luckiest Jew-hater Alive.”

Mel was followed by Mark Harmon, Harry Hamlin, John F. Kennedy, Sean Connery, Tom Cruise, Patrick Swayze, Nick Nolte, Richard Gere, Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, George Clooney, Harriwson Ford, Richard Gere (again), Brad Pitt (again), Peirce Brosnan, Ben Affleck, Johnny Depp, Jude Law, Matthew McConaughey, George Clooney (again), Matt Damon, Hugh Jackson and ending with Johnny Depp (again) in 2009. To see all the covers of these guys, click here.

This year’s hotties include my top 5 favorite men I often like to think of during sex:

Maksim Chmerkovskiy from Dancing with the Stars, Joe Manganielle from True Blood, Kellan Lutz from Twilight, Rapper Drake, and Vin Diesel.

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Categories : Magazine Covers
17
Nov 10

Now THAT’s a real Argentine Tango. Me Gusta!!!

All the “professional dancers” on America’s Dancing With The Stars need to be fired immediately because they have all been shamelessly lying to the American people with their falsely choreographed Argentine Tangos.

Bailando Por Un Sueno (translation: Dancing For A Wet Dream), the Argentinian version of DWTS is my new favorite show that features 32 Argentine celebrities who dance like they are auditioning for Hustler & Scores strip clubs.

In the video below, Silvina Escudero and Nicolás Scillama take off their clothes, touch each other in inappropriate places and imitate more sexually acrobatic positions than I’ve seen in a porno while “dancing” to Aerosmith’s song “Crazy.” I demand we start a world-wide petition to replace Alicia Silverstone with Silvina Escudero in the “Crazy” music video unless Alicia agrees to re-do this video with Silvina’s dance moves and outfit.

The finale is the greatest part as Nicolás throws Silvina on a desk, removes her bra from her suffocated titties and gives her left breast CPR and rescue breathing with his mouth.

Now that’s what I call a real Argentine Tango. Me Gusta!!!!


SILVINA ESCUDERO STRIPDANCE 25-10-2010
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By the way, now I TOTALLY understand why 67-year-old Steven Cowan shot his TV with a shotgun after seeing Bristol Palin’s performance on Dancing With The Stars. This man does not have bi-polar disorder as sources claim, this man simply watched too much of Argentina’s Dancing With The Stars and totally expected Bristol’s dress to come undone after she cock-teased everyone with that thigh-high slit dress. Cowan was just a little disappointed that not even a little nip-slip happened so big deal, he fired at his television set and then aimed the gun at his wife. The SWAT team showed up and saved the day.

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Categories : Likes of the Week , NSFW
05
Nov 10

These two need to make a sexy biracial baby already

Maksim Chmerkovskiy is so hot on Dancing with the Stars that I think I get pregnant every week just from watching him thrust his hips. Unfortunately, I’m nowhere near those hips, but Brandy is..and I think these two need to have offspring immediately.

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Categories : Offspring Request
27
Oct 10

Reality TV, Meet the vagina that gave us the ever so talented Audrina Patridge

I fucking love this woman!! Last night after Audrina Patridge was kicked off Dancing with the Stars, Mama Patridge drowned her sorrows in a few glasses of wine, put on her best Michael Lohan show and got to talking to the Paps. Mama Patridge’s daughter got famous for being on MTV’s “reality” scripted show called The Hills. Earlier today, it was announced that Audrina will now star in her own reality show on VH1 that revolves around following Audrina and her family as they navigate through celebrity and Hollywood.

When I first read these news, I really didn’t want to make any comments as I didn’t see it necessary to write about another failed reality show. However, now that I’ve seen the real Star, Mama Patridge, I am beyond ecstatic to glue my ass to the couch and watch this hot mess.

Here are a few of my personal favorite lines from Mama Patridge’s classy mouth:

“Fuck the Hills.”

“Fucking Hills girls, Hills tramps, my baby is a star. She is the only one that has some class.”

“Lauren Conrad, that bitch wants to bring it on. Fucking lets go.”

“I might have drank..”

“Fuck you, she’s no second hand actress. She rocks.”

“I don’t care if I’m an ass. I’m gonna be on TV soon baby, you better look for me cuz I’ll be on a reliaty show with my daughter. We are gonna kick ass and show how the real American, all American family lives.”

Please VH1, hurry up and enlighten us about how a real American family lives!! I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT. Marking my calendar now.

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