Dear Kristen Stewart, Thank You For Finally Looking Like a Movie Star
Kristen Stewart who usually looks and dresses like she lives under a bridge has finally got it right in Cannes.
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Categories : Likes of the Week , Makeover
Posts Tagged: fashion
Fashionable Fail: Lebron James and His Jeggings
Over the weekend, LeBron James accepted his third NBA Most Valuable Player trophy wearing blue leggings he borrowed from his fiancée.
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Um….Gaga? Is that You?
My once beloved Gaga has transformed into a cheap hooker out of a bad dominatrix porno (don’t ask me how I know what they look like) but i’m sure her fan club would defend this look as super duper “artistic” that my simple mind cannot comprehend, just like that meat dress…
Here are more pictures from Gaga’s surprise performance at the Plaza’s Oak Room:
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Granny Gaga
What in the Granny hell is Lady Gaga doing to herself? While I obsess and plan my yearly Halloween costumes around Gaga’s usual choices of Naughty Nun, Yellow Wig, and Bloodied Leather Leotard outfits, this is one look that I’m going to permanently erase from my and my browser’s memory.
While millions of women spend top-dollar on plastic surgery & hair coloring to maintain their youthful look, Lady Gaga decided to do the opposite and look like an 80 year old, frail woman that needs support walking around. I bet her grandma was pissed when she woke up bald, naked and boobless because Gaga decided to borrow her natural gray hair, white nightgown and saggy boobs to stroll around Paris this weekend.
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Categories : Fashionable Fail , Makeover
Watch Yourself
In a BRILLIANT marketing campaign, Formula One boss Bernie Ecclestone filmed a controversial ad for Hublot, a Swiss watch company just weeks after he was beaten black and blue by thieves who stole his own Hublot timepiece. The ad shows the 80 year old’s drastic bruises he received from being mugged last month. The ad’s tag line reads:
“See what people will do for a Hublot.”
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian just launched her own watch collection with Bissmor watches.
Dear Kim,
from the bottom of my heart, I hope your watch will be just as successful as a Hublot (wink, wink)
Love,
your biggest fan.
Here are some pictures from her launch at The Grove, Los Angeles.
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Categories : Daily KKK update
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Your Daily KKK Update
Last night KKK appeared on Conan to promote their new book, Kardashian Konfidential. To mark the occasion, Coco put on his sexiest pair of jeggings and conducted what is probably the most intellectual interview of his entire career.
The sisters simultaneously played with their hair and engaged in a variety of informative topics such as putting mayonnaise on their vaginas to make it look shiny (WTF?), a lube endorsement deal, butt enhancement pills, texting “lick my balls” to Kim’s fuck of the week, and much, much more that my brain snoozed through. However, it awoke just in time to hear Khloe speak about a vibrator endorsement deal that her & Lamar were offered and publicly admit that their Mom, Kris, will encourage these girls to put their name on literally any endorsement deal in order to make sure she gets her “10 %” as their pimp.
Conan did his best to try and look somewhat interested and followed up with questions about their book, that they came to talk about, in hopes of getting some kind of an intellectual answer. In response to what advice the book provides its female audience, Kim and Khloe provided the viewers with the most vital piece of information on how to appear slimmer in a photo. Must we really wonder anymore why America is dumbing down?
Oh and also in response to what physical features single Kim looks for in a guy, the 30 year old with a mind of a 12 year old girl gave the most superficial description ever:
“I want my guy to have a six pack, be really cute, tall, have a small nose, small ears, really funny, and really good teeth.”
If you have nothing better to do on this Friday evening, then feel free to murder some of your brain cells watching this tidbit of their interview:
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Meet your Most Stylish Celebrity Couple
Instyle UK named Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson the “Most Stylish Celebrity Couple” of 2010.
“We love the contrast between Rob’s public-school boy style and Kristen’s laidback American approach to fashion.”
and with this news, the Brits continue to prove that their bad teeth and taste in fashion is incurable.
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Categories : Famous Couples , Fashionable Fail
Blame it on the Goose